“Home Improvement” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Tom Anderson

  Now, you'll only be painting the trim, and if I see so much as a drop of paint anywhere's else, you'll clean it up and it'll come out of your pay.  I don't want to see a whole lot of brush strokes and bubbles, neither.  You know, back when I'as in the service, they'd throw a fella in the brig for messing up the paint job.  Now, I'll be back in a while to see how you're doing.  [leaves]

Butt-head

  This sucks.

Beavis

  Yeah.

  Breathing paint thinner will damage your brain.  Look what it's done to Beavis and Butt-head

  [singing]  Breaking the law, breaking the law!