[The word "MEN" appears on screen.]
Hey, check it out Butt-head, that's that word.
Yeah. That's that word they put on bathrooms.
Yeah. I must mean, like, "crap," or something.
Yeah.
“Lemon”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4)
Hey, that's that word again.
[Bono appears on screen singing.]
Crap is singing.
[The Edge appears on screen dialing a phone.]
Yeah, yeah. Crap is on the telephone.
[Adam Clayton appears on screen playing bass guitar.]
Yeah. This turd found a guitar.
[Larry Mullen Jr. appears on screen playing drums.]
And this piece of crap is playing the drums. Yeah.
[Beavis and Butt-head fell asleep, snoring. Beavis slumps over onto Butt-head. Butt-head wakes up and slaps Beavis awake.]
Ahhh! Ahhh!
Dillweed.
He's got one of those attention headaches.
Yeah. He's got an attention headaches this big.
Sometimes, like, when I get a headache, it's like, I hit myself in the head really hard, and, it's like, it just makes it hurt worse.
You're pretty stupid, Beavis. Next time I have a headache, I'd like to try hitting you in the head.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That would be cool.
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