“Numb”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (5)
Oh no, I think this is that video where this guy just sits there and, like, mumbles the whole time.
Yeah.
I think it's called "Numb."
It should be called "Dumb."
Yeah, yeah. [reacts to someone tying a rope around The Edge's eyes] Yeah, yeah, get his mouth! Yeah, tie it around his mouth!
Yeah. Tie his jaw shut.
[a man whispers something in The Edge's right ear]
That guy's saying, [softly] "Uh, excuse me, Edge? This really sucks, maybe we shouldn't do this."
Oh yeah.
[Bono starts singing in The Edge's left ear]
And then Bono's saying, "If you don't stop singing, I'm gonna make out with you."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. "And I'm gonna rub my chin all over your boobs."
Yeah.
[two women are licking The Edge's face]
Wait a minute! This is cool.
[another woman starts dancing in front of The Edge]
Boy, he's got a lot of self-control not to like, you know, do anything about that.
Uh, yeah, but you can't see his hands.
Ohh yeah. Oh yeah.
[[two feet are pressed against The Edge's face]
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Kick him! Yeah, there you go, yeah. Shove your foot in his mouth!
Yeah.
[a woman takes a picture with The Edge, then kisses his cheek]
Ooh, yuck! She just kissed him where that chick put her feet! That's yucky!
Yeah.
Check this out. [a man whispers in The Edge's ear] "Thank you very much, Edge, now will you please get the Hell outta here?"
Yeah, yeah. "Up yours." [The Edge appears to give the man the finger] Yeah.
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