[the video starts with random people being shown]
RT Rob Thomas
I'm not afraid of getting older, I'm one less day...
Is this one of those videos where they show everyone who died during the year?
Uhhh, oh yeah. I think it is. It's like, one of those "In Memor-bab- Memorat-torium."
So all these people did this year? [Rob Thomas is shown] Whoa, I thought that guy died years ago! Wow.
Uhhh, he might as well have.
He's kind of looks like that room-mom, you know, in kindergarten that used to give like, juice boxes to everybody.
He drives a Subaru. [chortles]
How come there's all this fire around them?
I think that means that all these people went to Hell.
Oh, yeah yeah. Well, good for them. You know, I've heard good things about Hell, you know?
Yeah. I've heard they have fornication.
Yeah yeah, and fire too, yeah!
Yeah yeah, it's like a Benihana's down there.
You know, Butt-head, I'm always afraid I'll see one of these, and then I'll see myself, and that's how I'll find out. And I'll be like, "Wait a second, I must have died this year!"
Don't worry, Beavis. You'll never be in one of these. No one will notice when you die.
You could be dead right now, and I would not know or care.
Shut up, Butt-head! You're freaking me out, come on.
I'd just step right over you.
You'll be in the section of the show called "Good Riddance."
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