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“Rob Thomas, "One Less Day (Dying Young)” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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“Rob Thomas, "One Less Day (Dying Young)”

In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)

[the video starts with random people being shown]

RTRob Thomas

I'm not afraid of getting older, I'm one less day...

Is this one of those videos where they show everyone who died during the year?

Uhhh, oh yeah. I think it is. It's like, one of those "In Memor-bab- Memorat-torium."

So all these people did this year? [Rob Thomas is shown] Whoa, I thought that guy died years ago! Wow.

Uhhh, he might as well have.

He's kind of looks like that room-mom, you know, in kindergarten that used to give like, juice boxes to everybody.

He drives a Subaru. [chortles]

You know, Butt-head, I'm always afraid I'll see one of these, and then I'll see myself, and that's how I'll find out. And I'll be like, "Wait a second, I must have died this year!"

Don't worry, Beavis. You'll never be in one of these. No one will notice when you die.

Shut up, Butt-head!

You could be dead right now, and I would not know or care.

Shut up, Butt-head! You're freaking me out, come on.

I'd just step right over you.

Shut up, Butt-head!

You'll be in the section of the show called "Good Riddance."

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