Old Beavis and Old Butt-head in “Rob Thomas, "One Less Day (Dying Young)”

Old Beavis

You know, Butt-head, I'm always afraid I'll see one of these, and then I'll see myself, and that's how I'll find out. And I'll be like, "Wait a second, I must have died this year!"

Old Butt-head

Don't worry, Beavis. You'll never be in one of these. No one will notice when you die.

Old Beavis

Shut up, Butt-head!

Old Butt-head

You could be dead right now, and I would not know or care.

Old Beavis

Shut up, Butt-head! You're freaking me out, come on.

Old Butt-head

I'd just step right over you.

Old Beavis

Shut up, Butt-head!

Old Butt-head

You'll be in the section of the show called "Good Riddance."