[television monitors are shown in the background throughout most of the video]
Yeah. Uh, I'll take "Stuff That Sucks" for 500, Alex.
Yeah. What is John Cougar Mellencamp?
You're supposed to form your question in the phrase of an answer.
You are now discolorfied.
[footage of televangelist Jimmy Swaggart is shown]
Whoa! It's that dude who likes all those prostitutes!
Check this out, Beavis. [imitating Jimmy Swaggart] "I have sinned against you!" That was cool!
Yeah. How come they never show reruns on the news?
They do! That's why it sucks! Every time you see something, it's already happened.
Yeah. That would be cool if, like, there was an explosion, and they would tell you where it's gonna happen so you could go check it out.
Yeah! That would be great!
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