“Skatenigs, "Chemical Imbalance” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

Skateboards are cool.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah. Like, I was skateboarding down a hill once, and I like, hit this rock, and it stopped my skateboard, only I kept going, so I landed on my stomach, and I kept, like, sliding, like, for a hundred feet, and I scraped up my entire body--

Butt-head

What are you talking about, Beavis? You've never skateboarded in your life!

Beavis

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Sorry about that. But - but like, anyways, s - so like, when I stood up, I had all this blood all over me, and like, these kids were watching, and like, that's when I knew skateboarding was cool.

Butt-head

You liar!

Beavis

Yeah, yeah. Lying is cool.

Butt-head

Yeah.

Butt-head

Ugh!

Beavis

YES! YES!

Butt-head

You know, like, this band sucks. But it's like, they suck, like, in new ways, you know?

Beavis

Yeah.

Butt-head

Like, they suck in ways we haven't, like, seen stuff suck before. So it's, like, pretty cool.

Beavis

Yeah. It's like, a lot of bands suck, but then like, these guys, like, suck, like, in their own way.

Butt-head

Yeah!

Beavis

So it's like, it's like, pretty cool because, like, stuff sucks, but it's like, it sucks, like, in a different way.

Butt-head

Yeah. But like, what I was trying to say, is like, they suck.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.