“Brian Setzer, "Rebelene”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4)
[video is set at a gas station]
Um, what's wrong with this dude's hair?
Look who's talking, Beavis!
What are you talking about, there's nothing wrong with my hair. My hair's cool.
Besides, that's not his hair, Beavis. He's like, wearing some kind of Davy Crockett hat or something.
No way, Butt-head, that's his hair!
No it's not, Beavis! It's, like, a squirrel or something.
Oh. Oh yeah.
Whoa, check it out, Butt-head, they got Crocodile Dundee in the band!
Uh, it's pronounced "Dundee," Beavis.
Oh yeah. I didn't know he played.
Yeah. He jams with Midnight Oil sometimes.
Oh, really? He sounds better with these guys. I'm glad to see he hooked up with a good band. Yeah.
This dude's, like, getting on my nerves. It's like, quit wiggling around and get me some gas!
Yeah, really! And check the oil, dammit!
Yeah! And wash my windows, buttknocker!
Don't call him that, Butt-head.
Why not, buttknocker?
Dammit, Butt-head, don't call me that, I told you that before! And don't call him that, either.
[Brian Setzer plays his guitar in masturbatory fashion]
Whoa, look, he's choking his chicken!
Settle down, Brian!
Yeah. That was pretty cool. Hey, Butt-head. I might get a guitar. Yeah.
Yeah! Then in the morning, you could like, just say, "Uh, I'm practicing."
Yeah, yeah. "I'm wack-tising." Yeah.
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