This dude used to be the lead singer for Van Halen. They got that video, "Right Now."
Yeah. That's that video with all those words on the screen.
Yeah. Like, "Right now, David wishes he had his old job back."
Yeah. Like, "Right now, David is planning to kill Sammy Hagar."
"Right now, David is trying to convince some chick that he used to be the lead singer for Van Halen."
This dude dances like John Cougar Mallomar.
Yeah. But he doesn't suck as much.
Yeah. John Cougar Melon Balls really sucks!
Yeah. John Cougar Military Camp.
The one cool thing about this dude is that he always has chicks with big thingies in his videos.
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