Whoa, hey Butt-head, check it out, it's the liar! "Liar, Liar, I'll rip your guts out! I'll kick your ass! Liar!"
Shut up! Those aren't the words.
WHOA, WHORES! Check it out, Butt-head! Whores!
Yeah! Whores rule.
“Disconnect”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4)
That would suck to be a cab driver.
Um, no wait, Butt-head, I think it'd be pretty cool. I'd be a good cab driver, I'd be, like, "Where are you going today, ma'am? Okay. How do you get there?"
You would suck, Beavis. You sounded like a stupid dork. You're never gonna be able to do anything.
That would be cool.
[Henry Rollins is shown walking through a crowded street]
Check out this part, Butt-head. "Excuse me, hey. Hey, excuse me, pardon me. Hey! Hey, dammit! Hey! Hey, watch it! Dammit! Dammit! Man!"
Beavis, just shut up.
Um...um, okay. Yeah.
[Henry Rollins is shown doing push-ups]
Dammit. Just when you think something cool's about to happen, he starts showing off how strong he is.
Butt-head, I don't want to hear you complaining on this video. This is about the only cool thing we've seen in a long time.
Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me.
Yeah, yeah.
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