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Butt-head and Beavis in “Disconnect”

Butt-head

That would suck to be a cab driver.

Beavis

Um, no wait, Butt-head, I think it'd be pretty cool. I'd be a good cab driver, I'd be, like, "Where are you going today, ma'am? Okay. How do you get there?"

Butt-head

You would suck, Beavis. You sounded like a stupid dork. You're never gonna be able to do anything.

Beavis

That would be cool.

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