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Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-head in “Circles”

Beavis

Whoa! Whoa, he doesn't have any armor on his schlong! It's just wide open! And his testes too!

Butt-head

Boy, he just doesn't care about his weiner.

Beavis

Yeah yeah. "An evil rises in Mordor, but Post Malone shall not wear any armor on his schlong!"

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