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In this episode: Smart Butt-head (30), Smart Beavis (28)

Whoa check it out, they got some of that Keeyotepcate up there, up above that guy's hands.

Uhhh...oh yeah, that is Kaotepkate.

Y'know, um...that stuff, y'know, like, tastes really bad, and um, it's expensive. But then it doesn't really work.

Uh, really?

It's supposed to be for diarrhea. So I took it for a whole week, and I never got diarrhea.

Beavis...

Then about four days later, this brick pooped out of my butt.

Cool.

It was pretty cool. It was like, really big...I can show it to you if you want.

You still have it?

Oh yeah, I still have it. It's in my underwear drawer.

Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear any of this.

Why?

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