Hey Butt-head, I don't know why, but this is giving me a stiffy.
Uhhhh, maybe that's why they call it 'woodshop'.
“Woodshop” · Season 7, Episode 22
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2)
[Handing Beavis's severed finger to the nurse] Hey Beavis. I'm giving her the finger.
[after Beavis severs his finger in shop class]
Hey, Beavis. Pull my finger. I mean, your finger.
Shut up, Butt-head!
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