Large fries, pie, large coffie NOW.
Uhh...
I didn't order uhh.
S2 E3Burger World
[punching buttons on the cash register] Uh…here, it's, uh…it's free, I guess.
Did you know, when you eat rump roast, you're eating a cow's butt?
S2 E4Baby Makes Uh, Three
I am going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild!
And it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night.
I'm gonna slap you around like a redheaded stepchild!
S2 E5Beware of the Butt
[both are hanging upsidedown from the movie sign with their pants down]
[looking at Beavis' butt] Huh huh, your butt kinda looks like baloney. With pimples.
Hey! Why are you so interested in my butt!?
Uh....um...that new GWAR album is pretty cool, huh?
[Beavis and Butt-head has just taken a picture of the disgusting butt, assuming it belongs to an ugly man having sex with a beautiful woman. They are soon scared when they see the real owner of the butt, an obese woman pop her face in front of the van's back window to face them]
WWoman
You boys think you have a problem with my butt! I'm gonna kick your butts all over this drive in!
WWoman
You boys ready to die!
BBBeavis and Butt-head
:[Screams] Buttwoman!
[The obese woman laughs maniacally and chases the boys around. They fall down after jumping over the fence and are later seen hanging upsidedown without their pants. On the Drive-In Sign, it says "Hello, Look At Our Butts!"]
ATAlex Trebek
[on Jeopardy!] Biological processes for eight-hundred: Part of the body responsible for the creation and organisation of the electronic pulses which, when processed, form the basis of intelligence.
[watching t. v.] What is the butt, Alex?
[while stroking a hot dog] Look, I'm stroking my wiener.
That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest, wart-coveredest butt I ever saw.
Yeah. His is pretty ugly, too.
[Butt-head takes a picture of the butt. He and Beavis are soon scared when the owner of the butt shows her face.]
BWButt Woman
You boys think you got a problem with my butt?! I'm gonna kick your butts all over this drive-in!
[Later on at an empty drive-in, Beavis and Butt-head are seen hanging upside down on the drive-in sign with no pants. The sign reads: Hello, look at our Butts!]
Help! Help. This sucks!
Yeah
[the boys are hanging upsidedown from the drive-in sign with no pants]
Your butt's weird-looking.
Shut up.
Huh-huh-huh. Kinda looks like, huh-huh, baloney. Huh-huh-huh.
Shut up, dude.
With pimples on it. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
Hey, Butthead, why are you so interested in my butt?
Uh…have you heard that new GWAR album?
S2 E6At The Sideshow
[upon hearing on t. v. that a freakshow was going to be at a travelling carnival] Whoa, maybe they got one of those dudes with two butts!
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