Alice Cooper: I can't get a girl 'cause I ain't got a car.
Butt-head: Yeah!
Beavis: Yeah yeah, really!
Alice: I can't get a car 'cause I ain't got a job.
Beavis: Yeah, really!
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: Me neither.
Butt-head: Me neither.
Alice: I can't get a job 'cause I ain't got a car.
Butt-head: Yeah!
Beavis: Yeah, really.
Butt-head: Life sucks.
Alice: So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car.
Butt-head: Whoa! Find a girl with a job and a car. That's a good idea.
Beavis: Oh yeah. This guy's really smart!
Butt-head: Yeah. It's like he figures out what his problems are, and then he figures out what to do with it.

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