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Bear in the Big Blue House · Season 1

Bear in the Big Blue House Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Pip and Pop were eating the batter in a bowl to test it's good]

Guys? Um, guys? Oh, come on, guys! I can't see what I'm stirring!

PPPip and Pop

Sorry, Tutter.

But we just wanted to taste one more time…

…to make sure it's good.

Yeah, just to be sure.

Oh… [sees the batter is gone] Hey. Hey! Where'd all the batter go?!

PPPip and Pop

Don't look at us. [look away from Tutter, who looks at the camera in confusion]

[Ojo and Treelo are making the present with popsicle sticks and glue]

Oh, there, Treelo. That looks great. Bear's sure gonna love this present. [laughs]

And hug, too, right?

Oh, yeah, Treelo. We'll give Bear a big hug, too. A bear hug. [laughs] Tutter, how's the cake coming?

Huh? Oh, well, it was petty good, Ojo. Ha. Pretty good. But Pip and Pop KEEP PUTTING THEIR HEADS IN THE BOWL!!!

PPPip and Pop

Us?

And now I've got to start all over.

We were just testing it.

Yeah. Besides, we have nothing to do.

Yeah. How are we supposed to decorate the living room with Bear resting in there?

PPPip and Pop

It would ruin the surprise.

Oh. Uh, they've got a point, Ojo. How will they gonna decorate the living room with all the party decorations if that big old bear is sleeping in there?

Oh.

[gasps] Oh! Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha!

Oh, Treelo, we haven't got time for dancing right now. [Tutter nods] We've got to get ready for Bear's big birthday party.

Yeah.

[grunts] No. Bear cha-cha-cha. Bear cha-cha-cha.

Treelo, look, we don't care if it's the porcupine cha-cha-cha! We still haven't got time to go dancing around and…

Oh, oh, oh! Hey! Yeah! Yeah, yeah! The cha-cha-cha! Treelo's got a great idea about how to get Bear out of the living room. Now, everybody listen up. This is what we're gonna do, okay? Okay? All right, Treelo…

[After the cha-cha-cha]

[laughs] Wow. That was great cha-chaing, every… [sees that Ojo, Treelo, Tutter, Pip and Pop are gone] everybody? Um… [to the viewer] Hey. Where did everybody go? Hmm… Oh, well. There's nothing like cha-cha-chaing on your birthday. But, you know, oldest cha-cha-chaing has made this bear hungry. You know what I could go for? A whole mess of cooked and buttered string beans. [taps lips] Mmm. Let's go down to the kitchen and make some.

[In the kitchen, Ojo looks at Treelo and Tutter]

[to Tutter and Treelo] How's it going, you guys?

[The camera moves to Treelo and Tutter]

[with two popsicle sticks glued to his fingers] A little bit stuck to me again. Oh, oh. Uh… [to Ojo] Treelo almost done.

[grunting] I'm stirring, Ojo. I'm stirring as fast as I can! [Treelo tries to get the popsicle sticks off his fingers] Oh, still too lumpy!

[The camera moves back to Ojo]

Stir, stir. [grunts]

Uh… great.

Stir, stir. [grunts]

Pip! Pop! Where are you?

[The camera moves to the couch, then moves to Pip and Pop by the wall covered in streamers]

I don't know. Maybe…

Hey, Ojo.

Oh, there's Ojo.

Oh, there you are. How's it going?

Oh, well…

Oh. Oh, well, we had a little bit of difficulty with the, uh… uh, the crepe paper.

PPPip and Pop

It's going, um… real good.

[The camera moves back to Ojo]

Uh… oh. okay. Well, could you just hurry up a little, okay?

Okay, no problem, Ojo. Okay.

[laughs] Oh, Pip and Pop. [to the viewer] Oh, what do you think we should do next for Bear's big birthday party?

Hey, Ojo.

[gasps] Bear! [looks around]

Ojo, are you okay?

Uh, uh, uh, uh… [yells out to her friends] Hello, Bear. [Tutter, Treelo, Pip and Pop appear]

Huh? Bear?!

Oh, uh, hi, guys.

Uh… Bear! What are you doing, uh, doing here? Uh, I mean, right now. I mean, now.

Well, I'm going to the kitchen to make a whole mess of cooked and buttered string beans. Want some?

Huh?! No, Bear, no! You can't make any cooked and buttered string beans right now. [the kids shake their heads]

No?

No, no, no, Bear. Not even a whole mess of them! [to the viewers] Whatever that is.

Well, why not?

Why not? Why not, indeed? Well because we have to, uh… Uh, we have to…

We have to, uh… take a bath. [nods] Yeah.

AAll

[agreed]

Okay, okay. If you guys really want to take a bath…

We do.

Then everybody into the tub.

AAll

[cheering]

[After having a bath]

[to the viewer] Bear's going to be done drying his fur any minute. Are you guys finished yet?

Look. I am. Treelo finish.

Ojo Oh. Nice wrapping. Great. Um, Tutter, Pip, Pop. How are the decorations and the cake coming?

Uh… W-well, the cake is at a very delicate point, Ojo. A-a very delicate point.

PPPip and Pop

We need lots more decorations.

[offscreen] Hey, everybody!

AAll

[gasp in shock]

Who wants a mess of cooked and buttered string beans?

[All of the kids run around, but Ojo kept blocking the others for a place to hide. They ran away except Ojo]

Hello? Everybody? I'll be right down.

[segment opens on a silhouette child's head in a blank background]

♪ Monday's child is fair of face ♪ [kid laughs] ♪ Tuesday's child is full of grace ♪

BDBallerina Dancer

La-la-la-la...OW! OH!

♪ Wednesday's child is full of woe ♪

BBoy

[drops appear from under his eye] Waaa!

♪ Thursday's child has far to go ♪

FAFar Away Kid

[whistles, pants] Whew! [whistles]

♪ Friday's child was loving and giving ♪

LGLittle Girl

What a good dog! [dog pants]

♪ Saturday's child works hard for a living ♪

MMiner

Ha-ha, I love digging ditches! Hey, I love it! I dig it!

♪ Sunday's child was bonny and blithe ♪

KGKitty Girl

Hey, look at me! Look at me! I'm bonny and blithe! Hooray!

[After having a story from Shadow]

Hmm. Everybody's acting a little odd today. Hmm. [to the viewer] Do you happen to know what they're up to? Hm? Oh, well. Let's go down to the kitchen and try and find 'em. Come on.

[Bear walks downstairs. The lights in the living room were off.]

Hello? Hello? Gee, I wonder where everybody went.

Quiet.

Be quiet, you guys.

Quiet.

I was being quiet.

Will you guys just be quiet?

[to the viewer] Shh, shh. Don't tell Bear. Remember, when Bear turns on the light, yell, "Surprise!" Okay?

Oh, here he comes!

Okay, everybody hide. Hide, hide. Hide, hide.

Hey. It's dark in here. Well, I'll just turn on the lights. [turns on the lights]

AAll

Surprise!

Agh!

AAll

Happy birthday, Bear! Yay! [laughter]

Oh, wow! This… This is great! I mean, I didn't want a fuss made, but… Wow! I… I can't believe it!

Well, it's just begun! Hit it!

Well, thanks for visiting the Big Blue House. Bye! By the way, thanks for my party and thanks for the great surprise. See you soon!

[after taking a picture of Treelo] Now this is a good one. Don't you think... [realizes Treelo disappeared] Treelo? Now where did Treelo go? [spots the camera has disappeared as well] My camera's gone! Where did my camera go? [to the viewers] Say, do you think Treelo took my camera? Let's go look.

[to audience] Well, she'll be back, because today. Old Doc Hogg is coming here to the Big Blue House to give everybody a checkup. Oh, a checkup is when a doctor checks you out from head to toe to see how healthy you are and much you've grown. Usually you go to the doctor's office for a checkup, but today, Old Doc Hogg is coming here to make a special visit!

[segment opens on four trees and a house]

♪ The North Wind doth blow ♪ [a cloud with a face appears, blowing both the house and the trees]

♪ And we shall have snow ♪ [cues a robin bird hanging on a tree branch and round circles surround them]

♪ And what will the robin do then, poor thing ♪

♪ He'll sit in a barn to keep himself warm and hides his head under his wing ♪ Poor thing!

RRobin

No way! I'm going ice skating! [he shows ice skating shoes] Wahoo! Hey, look at me! Quadruple Lutz! Yoo!

Now, let's see…

Okay, Bear.

Hm?

I'm ready! Let's go!

Oh!

[laughs] Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Hi, Tutter. How's the mouseapult working?

This is it, Bear. This is it. [gasps] History in the making. And you are there! [laughing]

Wow.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

You know, Tutter. This is very exciting.

Yes. Mm.

Let's watch.

Oh! Um, uh… Actually, Bear, uh, could you spare a moment or two to, uh, help a mouse?

Well, sure, Tutter. What can I do?

Oh! Okay. Great. Now, you just carefully drop the wedge of brie on the other end of the mouseapult when I say go, and stand back. Stand back and watch this mouse fly, Bear. Watch me fly! [laughs]

Okay, Tutter.

Yeah.

But, Tutter…

Huh?

…be careful.

Oh, of course, Bear. I'll be careful.

Okay.

Okay.

Ready?

Ready.

Set?

Set. Let'er rip, Bear. Let'er rip.

[Bear drops the wedge of brie, which triggers the mouseapult, sending Tutter flying. He shouts excitedly and lands in the rice can]

Tutter!

[spitting rice out of his mouth] Great cheeser's ghost. Oh. What happened? Where am I? I've gone so far, I… [gasps] I'm on another planet! It seems to be made of strange grainy substance. Hmm. Very interesting. I've never seen…

Tutter.

[yells] What, where?!

Tutter, Tutter, Tutter, it's okay. It's okay. It's me. Bear.

B-Bear? Wh… How did you get up here in outer space? Wow! That mouseapult works a lot better than I thought, huh?

Tutter?

Wow! Whoa…

Tutter, Tutter. Tutter?

What? Yes, Bear?

You landed in the rice can.

Huh? The rice can? [looks at it] Oh! [laughing] The rice can. I'm in the rice can, Bear.

Yeah.

[laughing]

Tutter? Are you okay?

[panting] Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm perfectly okay, Bear. Just a little, um, grainy. Just a little grainy, Bear. Well, I guess it's back to the old drawing board again. Well, see you later, Bear. Goodbye.

Okay, Tutter. Good luck.

[segment opens on a drawing of houses]

♪ Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a... ♪

YDYankee Doodle

Skateboard!

No. ♪ Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a... ♪

YDYankee Doodle

Hippopotamus!

No. ♪ Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a... ♪

YDYankee Doodle

Poodle! [poodle barks]

No! ♪ Stuck a feather in his cap and called it... ♪

YDYankee Doodle

Apple strudel!

No! Macaroni!

YDYankee Doodle

Oh, so that's how you make macaroni!

Well, it's a very inventive way to make macaroni!

YDYankee Doodle

Maybe I'll look at some cheese! Mm-hmm.

I thought I heard...now that's going to sound silly. But I thought I heard somebody...sniffing?

[segment opens on a woman and a dog doing laundry in front of a circus tent]

♪ This is the way we wash our clothes ♪

♪ Wash our clothes, wash our clothes ♪

♪ This is the way we wash our clothes so early in the morning ♪

Whew! This is no fun! Let's take these clothes out to the laundromat! [woman nods]

[the two watch the washing machine that shakes]

Now we've got time to learn something else! Hmmm...circus? Oh!

♪ This is the way we tame the lion ♪ [lion roars]

♪ Tame the lion, tame the lion ♪ [lion roars again]

♪ This is the way we tame the lion so early in the morning ♪

LLion

You're doing a good job!

♪ This is the way we swing a trapeze ♪

♪ Swing a trapeze, swing a trapeze ♪

♪ This is the way we swing a trapeze so early in the morning ♪ [dog makes monkey sounds]

♪ This is the way we get a pie in the face ♪

♪ Pie in the face, pie in the face ♪

♪ This is the way we get a pie in the face so early in the morning ♪

RRingmaster

Okay, you two. Now back to work.

[they sigh and they hum the first verse they sung earlier]

So Ray, what's the weather going to be like the rest of the day!

Sunny and warm as far as the eye can see. But of course you know; Bear, my outlook is warm and sunny! Well, I'll see you soon, Bear. Enjoy my day! [laughs]

I will, Ray! And thanks!

Well, when it's raining and thundering and lightning, it's just safer to go inside the house.

But Bear, we don't want to go in.

We worked so hard cleaning up the pond.

Now we want to swim in it! [lightning flashes]

Okay, that's it. Sorry, guys. Come on, come on.

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