Bear in the Big Blue House Season 1 quotes

Bear

Well, thanks for visiting the Big Blue House. Bye! Oh, I almost forgot. By the way, if today is your birthday... [including the others with a very big loud word] SURPRISE!

Tutter

And Happy Birthday! [laughing]

Bear

See you soon!

Tutter

Bye!

everything has its own special shape, [guitar shrums] even you, and me [sings]

yooow

[jumps] ah

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪ [a man sits up in his bed]

Hey, what's that thing lighting up in the sky? I'm trying to sleep down here!

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

[confused about the star with a bunch of small dots in a black background] Gosh ding it! What is that thing? [the sound of a clock starts to "tick-tock" as a timer] Yeah, I used to know what it was. It's a...it's a...uh, it looks familiar.

♪ Up above the world so high ♪

[voice only, the house wiggles] Hoo-wee, look at that thing! It's really up there!

♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪ [the star turns into a diamond]

[voice only, house wiggles again] Diamond? I'm rich!

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪

[the sound of clock timer starts ticking again] Yeah, don't tell me. Don't tell me. Gosh ding it, it's...it's, it's a... [groans in frustration]

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

Yeah, I don't know what it is. I give up! [lies back down, but sits back up] It's a star!

Bear

WOODLAND WORKOUT, [stretches] STRETCHING, [jumps] JUMPING [runs] RUNNING, feelin good.

♪ Five little monkeys jumping on the bed ♪

My monkeys are jumping on the bed! [cues the doctor as a monkey, holding the telephone with his finger]

♪ And the doctor said ♪

No more monkeys jumping on the bed! That's my advice.

♪ Then four little monkeys jumping on the bed ♪

Hey, Doc! What am I gonna do with these monkeys?

♪ And the doctor said ♪

No more monkeys jumping on the bed! What can I say?

♪ Now three little monkeys jumping on the bed

Oh; Doc, what will I do with my monkeys?

♪ And the doctor said ♪

[his finger wiggles slowly] No more monkeys jumping on the bed, and take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

♪ So two little monkeys were jumping on the bed ♪

[stressed] Hey, Doc; my monkeys! Will they be okay?

♪ And the doctor said ♪

No more monkeys jumping on the bed and that is my professional opinion!

♪ Just one little monkey jumping on the bed ♪

[sad mood] Oh, Doc. My poor, little monkeys.

♪ And the doctor said ♪

Put those monkeys right to bed!

Our, poor little monkeys.

We love them so!

Yeah.

No! Stop that! Stop blowing on her!

Bear

[unaware] It's not easy to let other people play with your stuff, is it?

Bear

"Sharing". [the word "Sharing" appears colored in orange] That's what you do with a friend! Or, well...with anybody. And you can share all kinds of stuff. Like...a favorite toy: like a sailboat. [a cartoon boat appears] Or, a ball. [a cartoon ball appears, jumping in front of him] Or, you could even share your favorite book. [a cartoon book appears, the image has the cover of a teddy bear holding a fishing pole sitting on an edge] Or other stuff, like... [gasps, whispers] honey sandwiches! Oh, [a cartoon honeypot appears and the spoon dips it inside the pot] there is nothing like taking a big spoonful of honey and spreading it all over a nice piece of whole wheat bread! [the spoon with honey covers up the whole screen and licks them all] Sorry. I got carried away. Bears love honey.

Bear

[notices the water in the flowers is missing] Wait a minute. I forgot the water. And flowers do need water! Let's go to the kitchen.

♪ Baa Baa Black Sheep ♪

[impersonates Shadow's singing voice] ♪ Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Three bags full! ♪

♪ There's one for the master ♪ [A bearded man with hat enters]

Thanks, Black Sheep. [lifts the bag of wool up] Now I can really gather some wool.

♪ Then one for the dame ♪

Oh; thank you, Black Sheep. [grabs the bag of wool] I'm going to knit a sweater!

♪ And one for the little boy who lives down the lane ♪

Thank you, Black Sheep. [grabs the bag of wool as well] I'm going to make a really cool ninja outfit out of this!

Brr! I'm cold! [shudders]

♪ Baa Baa Black Sheep ♪

[very sad] We were having so much fun pretending to fly, I thought maybe, just maybe, I really could fly. And, and...I CAN'T!

♪ Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ♪

Yeah, man! It's real cool up here hanging out, checking out the scenery...playing my bongos!

♪ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ♪

Wow, man! I can see my house from here! Oh, yeah! Uh-oh, I slipped! [screams]

♪ All the King's horses ♪ [a horse appears, neighs; with the egg's broken pieces]

[angrily] Well of course we can't put him back together again! [raises his finger points at the horse] Have you ever seen a horse trying to do anything back together? That's absolutely ridiculous how they can't even hold onto the glue pot!

[very angry that the horse dropped the glue] That's it! I'm leaving and I'm not going to weld responsibly for this mess! [leaves, the horse picks up a lump of sugar & neighs] No, I will not come back to work for a lump of sugar! Goodbye! [leaves as Shadow starts humming]

[heartbroken and cradles one of the egg's broken pieces] Oh, Humpty.

Bear

[since he loved the word "Fall" with a picture of Autumn leaves] It's my favorite time of year. Well along with spring, summer and winter...but in the fall, the air gets nice and crisp and clean, like the bite of an apple. [an animated apple appears] Apples are ripe in the fall! [some animated apples appear in front of him] And when you squeeze them together, you can make apple cider. [the apples transform into apple cider] I love a nice glass of cider! Don't you? Plus in the fall, pumpkins get picked. [an animated pumpkin appears] And they make great Jack-o'-lanterns and pumpkin pie. [a piece of pumpkin pie appears] Plus in the fall, kids of all shapes and sizes go back to school. [an animated school bus appears in front of him] But best of all, I love all the colors! I think I'm falling for fall!

Tutter

[as Bear's foot is blocking the pumpkin] Well, it's nice to see you, too, Bear, very nice, but I don't mean to complain; Bear, I don't want to complain, but your big old foot, it's kind of in my way!

Bear

Oh, sorry. [his foot moves out of the way]

♪ Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater ♪

Yeah, boy; do I love eatin' pumpkins! Pumpkin pie! [a piece of pumpkin pie appears with a pumpkin on top] Yum yum yum yum! Pumpkin pizza! [a piece of pizza appears with three pumpkins on top] Yeah! Yum yum yum yum! Pumpkin shakes! [a shake appears with two pumpkins on top as he takes a sip from two straws] Ah, yeah! Pumpkin sandwiches? Whoa! [a sandwich appears with a pumpkin inside] Yum yum yum yum! And just plain, old pumpkin! Whoo! [a pumpkin appears]

♪ He had a wife ♪

[the pumpkin slides away from him] I love my wife.

♪ But couldn't keep her ♪

Peter, Peter, Peter! [gets upset] All these pumpkins! When will it end? Next, we'll be living in a pumpkin house!

Hey, that's a good idea! [chuckles]

♪ He put her in a pumpkin shell ♪ [cues Peter using the ladder]

After you, dear.

Oh, me in my big mouth.

♪ And there, he kept her very well! ♪

Well, it's not so bad. It's got a television! I wonder what's on!

[spots a television with a pumpkin inside] Well, look here! It's the Pumpkin Channel!

Huh. You know, I'm beginning to realize these pumpkins.

Yeah.

Bear

[spots a plate with a piece of pumpkin pie that Tutter left] Look, it's a piece of pumpkin pie! For me! Aw, was that so nice for Tutter?