[segment opens on five happy chimps on a bed as Shadow practices a nursery rhyme about subtraction]
♪ Five little monkeys jumping on the bed ♪
♪ One fell off and bumped his head, Mama called the doctor ♪
My monkeys are jumping on the bed! [cues the doctor as a monkey, holding the telephone with his finger]
♪ And the doctor said ♪
No more monkeys jumping on the bed! That's my advice.
♪ Then four little monkeys jumping on the bed ♪
♪ One fell off and bumped his head, Papa called the doctor ♪
Hey, Doc! What am I gonna do with these monkeys?
♪ And the doctor said ♪
No more monkeys jumping on the bed! What can I say?
♪ Now three little monkeys jumping on the bed
♪ One fell off and bumped his head, Mama called the doctor ♪
Oh; Doc, what will I do with my monkeys?
♪ And the doctor said ♪
[his finger wiggles slowly] No more monkeys jumping on the bed, and take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
♪ So two little monkeys were jumping on the bed ♪
♪ One fell off and bumped his head, Papa called the doctor ♪
[stressed] Hey, Doc; my monkeys! Will they be okay?
♪ And the doctor said ♪
No more monkeys jumping on the bed and that is my professional opinion!
♪ Just one little monkey jumping on the bed ♪
♪ One fell off and bumped his head, Mama called the doctor ♪ [This upsets Mama Monkey]
[sad mood] Oh, Doc. My poor, little monkeys.
♪ And the doctor said ♪
Put those monkeys right to bed!
[Shadow practices her "do-do-do" actions as the monkeys were fast asleep]
Our, poor little monkeys.
We love them so!
Yeah.
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