Bear in the Big Blue House Season 1 quotes

Pip

No mail for us?

Pop

No letters?

Pip

No cards?

Pop

No packages for us?

Pip

That Bear can really yell!

Pop

You can say that again!

Pip

That Bear can really yell.

Pop

No. I meant...never mind.

♪ A-tisket, a-tasket ♪

"Dear Poindexter, had a lovely time at camp."

♪ And on the way, I dropped it; dropped it ♪ [As the girl tries to mail it, the envelope falls out]

Hey, look; a letter! That'll do it! [the cover of the envelope reads "My Love" on it, the silhouette puppy hand grabs it]

♪ And he put it in his pocket, pocket ♪

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, dance on your toes ♪

Well, I'm a little new at this. [falls on the floor]

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch your nose ♪

Like this? [touches his nose three times] Like this, like this?

♪ So Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground ♪

All right. [he does] Touched it. Touched it again! I...what? I'm stuck! Oh... [groans] Oh, well.

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn you around ♪

[raises his arms high and moves back and forth] Turn around...turn around...turn around.

♪ Now Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, show us your shoe ♪

[lifts his shoe on his foot] Oh, here's my shoe! See here? See my shoe? Here it is!

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, that will do ♪

Oh, okay. Don't want to see it again? You sure?

♪ So Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, climb up the stairs ♪

Okay. First floor. [approaches a silhouette of stairs] Second floor.

♪ Now Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn off the light ♪

Okay. [he does]

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say good night ♪

[his hand waves at the viewers] Night-night!

Bear

I think I can finally cha cha cha [Cha cha music plays as Bear dances into the living room]

Bear

1, 2, 3, cha cha cha, 2, 3, cha cha cha. [Bear sits on his swing] you know? I've been dancing so much today that right now I don't really feel like cha cha chaing, maybe I'll sit here and swing for A while, you know? To and fro, fro and to [Bear swings on his swing] [bear is disturbed by...]

hey Bear. What are you sitting down for bear

Bear

Oh hi everybody!

Bear

I'm just sitting here swinging, you know? To and fro, fro and to

But Bear, we're you going to cha cha cha today?

Yeah Bear

Treelo

Let's do cha cha cha (laughs)

Bear

well, yeah I was but... You know? I've been dancing so much today, that I don't really feel like it now

Huh? No cha cha cha

Pip

Bear are you feeling okay?

Pop

Bears gotta be sick

Pop

I think he's sick, probably very ill

Bear

Guys guys guys, I'm not sick I just don't feel like dancing right now

Hey Bear, don't you feel that itching?

Bear

Itching?

Tutter

Yup

Treelo

And the twitching? (Laugh)

Tutter

Oh oh oh yeah, and bear, don't you feel that scritching? The scritching bear the scritching

Bear

Not to mention it, I do feel a scritching

Oh and don't forget the scratching, aww, the scratching

Bear

Scratching? Now why do you have to say it? [Treelo goes over to the radio]

Tutter

scratching ha ha ha [Treelo turns on the radio]

And now for A high school selection, a song that's sweeping the country

Bear

I'm starting to feel something

YAY!

A song that you know your gonna love, the bear cha cha cha

Bear

mmm, uh oh! I'm getting that feeling again, yeah it's...

Bear

(laughs) I sure do love to cha cha cha

Bear

[confused] Why do I have a funny feeling about this?

♪ Roses are red and violets are blue ♪

Gators are green! Heh, and I think I'll eat this shoe! This blue suede shoe! [he snacks on a shoe] Tasty, yeah! [chuckles evilly]

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on that farm, he had some chicks; E-I-E-I-O ♪

I sure love farming! [chuckles]

Hey, hey, hey! And now; ladies and gentlemen, Miss Kitty Cat!

♪ Hey Diddle Diddle, the cat and the fiddle ♪

♪ The cow jumped over the moon ♪

Moo! I'm gonna make it! Moo!

♪ Little dog laughed ♪ [dog laughs happily at a restaurant table]

Come on, honey. Let's go to China.

Oh, I'll go anywhere with you; dear!

[bowing her head] Bye, all!

Bear

How about my swing? I think there's a loose vine.

♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪ [first part falls, screams]

You think this is going to work?

Of course!

♪ Wood and clay will wash away ♪ [Suddenly, the part of the bridge shakes]

Are you alright?

♪ Build it up with iron and steel ♪

You think that is really going to work?

Oh, dear; have I guaranteed you on it!

♪ Iron and steel will bend and bow ♪ [The part of the bridge shakes again]

Look out for the queen!

♪ Build it up with gum and glue ♪

[impersonates Shadow's singing voice] ♪ Chew, chew, chew! Chew, chew, chew! ♪

♪ Build it up with gum and glue, my fair lady ♪

You think that is really going to work?

Well this is what I call a bridge! Except, I'm stuck.

Next time, you should build a tunnel!

Right.

Bear

[noticing a package] Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't leave you out here on a hot, summer day.

Bear

[after the word "Summer" appeared on a cartoon sandcastle] It's my favorite season, well along with fall, winter and spring. But I was thinking, there's so many great things to do to in the summer...like... [he thinks for a split second] you can sit in a hammock and swing. [an animated hammock appears with two trees] Or just lie in the grass... [some grass appears] Or even splash around in swimming pools and ponds! [runs as animated water appears] And summer also means lots and lots of ice cream. [an animated ice cream cone appears]

Bear

[excitingly] Isn't summer time the best? What's not to like about summer?