[about Lydia Limpet] Gosh, Batman, those look like honest eyes.
Never trust the old chestnut, "Crooks have beady little eyes". It's false.
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Don't interrupt! I'm trying to fathom the sub-conscience of a deadly criminal!
[Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara are under the influence of Riddler's Temper Tonic]
Maury Wills better than Honus Wagner?
50 times better.
You're an ignorant oaf, Chief O'Hara. I wonder why I keep you in my department.
[sarcastically] Your royal highness! Often I wondered why I don't resign.
VBVon Bloheim
Achtung! Der Fledermaus! The Batman spots us!
PPauline
My name is Pauline. My lawyer's name is Mr. Oliver Wendell. Why don't you look him up and buzz him?
No use, Batman. She's hard as nails.
Knows her legal rights, too.
A frustrated, would-be actress. A star that was never born. Venting her disappointment on society.
[holding up Van Jones] Mr. Van Jones, why are you like a clock at midnight? Answer: because both your hands are goin' straight up right now!
[about to cross the street] Remember Robin, always look both ways.
KMiss Kitka
When I close my eyes, I imagine a world at peace.
That's strange... when I close my eyes, I imagine something quite astonishingly different.
A giant cake of foam rubber! What are the chances?
I'd say the odds against it would make even the most reckless gambler cringe!
He's from Philadelphia.
DCDick Clark
How did you know?
You dipped your diphthong. People from Philadelphia are known for that.
We've got your number, Archer.
AThe Archer
Impossible, my dear Sheriff of Gothamham. My number's unlisted.
ADAlan A. Dale
I like that cape, Batman. Very chic.
Remember the Boy Scouts' motto.
'Be prepared'.
It would do well to keep that in mind at all times.
Holy oleo!
I didn't know you could yodel.
Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!
I wasn't scared in the least.
Not at all?
Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?
Yeah, because we're smarter than they are!
I like to think it's because our hearts are pure.
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