HHenchman
Many others have tried killing Batman.
Many others do not have the lethal equipment of my hat factory.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, I'm used to seeing you do the impossible, but getting out of that plaster tomb was impossible!
Much easier than it seemed, Robin, I simply held my breath.
Holy Frogman!
The police department is on its toes. Six more kidnappings.
Hello, kiddies! A-meet the Joker!
[laughing] Have a sneeze on me, Batman!
[Joker administers sneezing powder upon Batman, which has no effect.]
No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a sneeze, I've caught you cold!
SSuzie
I'll have nightmares all my life, Mr. Wayne. If it hadn't been for that power failure, where would Robin be? And where would Batman be?
Where would Dick Grayson be?
SSuzie
What?
Forget about it, young people. Just be thankful that life is filled with unanswered questions, that's all. Goodbye, Suzie.
SSuzie
Goodbye.
Commissioner, there's only one man living who can unmask False Face.
[They glance at the Batphone.]
Chief O'Hara, you've spoken for all of us. Our only hope is that tower of power for right and justice, the Caped Crusader!
HHencheman
Lets hear it for false face..Hip..Hip Horray
Thanks men..I know you didn't mean it!
The Express will be here inside of five minutes, Batman. Inside of six, no more Batman!
Fiend!!
False Face, you'll regret this!......eventually.
What? Is it possible?
Not only possible, but true.
Please! Not that word.
We've turned your own tricky tables on you, False Face, via a false vault!
I'm never out turned until the last turn, Boy Wonder!
[They start fighting.]
[posing as Commissioner Gordon] But False Face must be caught before he plots another sinister scheme!
Absolutely accurate, False Face!
But Caped Crusader, that's the Commissioner!
Is it? Then why is a right-handed commissioner holding his handkerchief in his left hand?
[False Face looks and sees he has goofed again. When he tried to flee, Batman grabs him and unmasks him.]
Saints alive! It's False Face!
BBlaze
So you finally fumbled, False Face!
For the moment!
[The Commissioner comes out, all exhausted from the brief capture.]
I lost him!
Luckily, Commissioner, he found us!
Impersonating a police commissioner! Well, the warden will be working out a warm welcome for you!
[to Batman] Game and set to you, Caped Crusader! But wait! You may yet meet your match!
You feline devil. What have you done with Robin?
Is that any way to greet an old friend? Not even a hello, how are you?
Robin, you haven't fastened your safety bat-belt.
We're only going a couple of blocks.
It won't be long until you are old enough to get a driver's license, Robin, and you'll be able to drive the Batmobile and other vehicles. Remember motorist safety.
Gosh, Batman, when you put it that way.
[Catwoman is about to feed Robin to a tiger.]
Catwoman, you are not a nice person.
When we put the fake jewels in Miss Starr's safe and take the real ones out, we could be nailed as crooks.
That's a chance we have to take, Robin. In our well-ordered society, protection of private property is essential.
Yes, you're right, Batman. That's the keystone to all law and order.
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