Since the day's been saved, what do you say we grab a bite?
Sorry. Crime doesn't take dinner breaks and neither do I.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Do you swear allegiance to the side of goodness and right?
I do.
Will you strike terror into cowardly and superstitious criminals everywhere?
I will.
Will you pit your prodigious strength and keen intellect against the forces of darkness as my crime-fighting apprentice?
Sure, Plas, whatever you say.
In that case, Woozy Winks, by the power I've invested in me, I make you my duly deputized sidekick.
Woozy.
No, Bats, I'm fine, thanks to you.
No, I meant you're Woozy.
No, really, never been better.
[thinking] Sidekicks.
KMKite Man
Ben Franklin was a fraud! What did this so-called great man ever give us?
Bifocals.
The Franklin Stove.
RRubberneck
Daylight savings time.
KMKite Man
Never mind! The only thing that matters is tonight, I will have my vengeance! Those years in jail kept me from achieving my own greatness, but when people hear how I used a kite for my fiendish revenge, I'll be the most famous kite-related person in history!
GGGuy Gardner
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power, Green Lantern's light.
Poetry?
GGGuy Gardner
A sacred oath. That's what I stand for, bug-boy. What do you stand for? (Jaime says nothing) That's what I thought.
Sorry, Jaime. We must submit to the will of the Reach.
JRJaime Reyes
No! We have to make our own choices, use our own will! We're stronger then the Reach, but only together! Me and you, the best team ever!
We are the Reach.
JRJaime Reyes
No. We are the Blue Beetle!
BBBilly Batson
Holy moly! I hear they have a complete Triceratops skeleton!
MDMark Desmond
[pushing past him] Oh, grow up! [approaches a diamond on display] The Star of Bialya. Now that will buy a lot of chemistry sets...
[grabs him] Sorry, Desmond - I've giving you detention.
MDMark Desmond
Where's my mommy?! The scary man is hurting me!
[The watching crowd voice their disapproval]
[puts him down] You may have fooled these citizens, Desmond, but I've had my eye on you since you pilfered those chemicals from S.T.A.R. Labs.
MDMark Desmond
Those chemicals will give me the brawn to match my brain. [takes out a formula in a test tube] And what better time than now to finally test them out?
No, Desmond! You don't know the side effects!
[Desmond drinks the formula, and transforms into the huge, muscular Blockbuster]
BBlockbuster
Now Blockbuster is strongest! And Blockbuster no like Bat-head! [punches Batman aside, and returns to the diamond] Ooh, pretty sparkly rock...
BBBilly Batson
Leave him alone, you big bully!
BBlockbuster
Huh? Puny Billy Batson?! [grabs him] Any last words, kid?
BBBilly Batson
Just one: Shazam! [changes into Captain Marvel]
BBlockbuster
Huh? Where kid go?
MCaptain Marvel
I'll look into that. Right after I do this. [punches Blockbuster several times, defeating him]
[shakes his hand] Nice work, Captain Marvel.
MCaptain Marvel
You too, Batman. I've always wanted to work wi-- Holy moly, the Triceratops! Sorry, Batman, I don't wanna miss the dinosaurs.
Now hustle. We don't have much time. Move it, team.
Yoo hoo. Hero boys! Forget someone?
AAll
No!
PMPlanet Master
Feel the strength of Jupiter. The speed of Mercury. The cold of Pluto.
Newsflash. Pluto isn't considered a planet any more.
PMPlanet Master
Insolence!
MMera
Why are we going to Gotham?
Because, my precious coral, Gotham City is one of the continent's oldest and most historic surface settlements. It's a center of world art, culture, and commerce. (gunshots in the distance) Windows up!
MMera
You're here to see Batman, aren't you?
What? Is this where Batman lives? I had no idea.
The jig's up, False-Face. You'll find behind prison bars that the truth hurts. Excellent detective work, old chum.
CDetective Chimp
Don't patronize me... old chum.
HHourman
You sure you know how to work that gizmo?
Yes. I built it.
MNDr. Mid-Nite
You need to compress the radius after each ping.
Thank you. I know.
Let me get in there. I can do it faster.
(to himself) Some things never change.
This time, pirates, you walk the plank... right into prison.
This will make quite a chapter in my new memoir: "20,000 Victories Under the Sea". What do you think?
I'll wait for the movie.
These so-called scientists never wanted to make the world a better place.
OOxygen
Sure we did--a better place for us!
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