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Batman: The Brave and the Bold
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Totally. The others don't know what I'm capable of. One day I'll show them. I've got the true heart of a hero.

[thinking] Hero? A possible ally?

I keep it in a big jar at the back of my closet.

Plan "B"? But guys, you can't be serious about using Cyclone's bomb to wipe out their entire planet.

BBBlue Bowman

And why not?

Because after that, what other crime could possibly taste as sweet?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, Batman. Our game was so simple. Brooding hero, dashing devil-may care villain. I strap you to a drill press, you lock me in a rubber room, and it's fits and giggles till Aunt Fannie comes home.

We'll make the bestest team ever! Joker and Batman! [Batman frowns] Fine, Batman and Joker. Take top billing, but why is it always me compromising for the sake of the act?

SSaradath

Welcome, Aquaman. If the most brilliant strategist on Earth sees fit to bring you to Rann in our hour of need, you'll doubtless prove an invaluable ally.

Oh, how I wish that were true.

(everyone stares)

He's not feeling well.

How's your aim, Batman?

Impeccable.

We'll see about that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And you. Are you willing to face impossible odds to save the woman you love?

ASAdam Strange

Of course.

Good answer.

Your crop's gone bad, Scarecrow. Time to cut your losses.

SScarecrow

Oh, I intend to! [slashes at him with a scythe] Starting with you.

WDr. Watson

Evidence does seem heavily stacked against Blood.

SHSherlock Holmes

What did I tell you about being an imbecile?

WDr. Watson

To... stop?

SHSherlock Holmes

Precisely.

[After his execution, Jim Craddock's spirit rises from his grave as the Gentleman Ghost]

GGGentleman Ghost

No matter how many centuries I have to wait to face you, Batman, I will find you again... and I will have my revenge!

Listen, Beetle. Women are a tricky, tricky business. You have to decipher nearly incomprehensible code. You push the right buttons, get past their firewalls. Only if you can do all that will you find what you're looking for.

How did you track me here?

In the 25th century, the Batcave's a historical attraction. With a roller coaster. In 400 years or so, I'm gonna hurk right up there.

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