TV show quotes
This is my fault. The world's changed around me, and I'm still the same as I've always been--all fists, no brains. You were right. I should have retired a long time ago.
If I wanted you to retire, it's because you've been like a father to me. And I didn't want to lose another one.
I'll pound you into dust!
I'd better turn up my hearing aid, because all I can hear is you sucking wind.
Revenge is a poison that rots a man from within.
No, my friend. Revenge is a fire that keeps me warm in the eternal cold of the grave.
Ohh, what's going on?
You were doing a Batman impersonation.
Gosh, huh, I was?
And not a very good one. Observe the master. [in deep voice] "I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman. And these are my hammers for justice."
People just don't appreciate the time and expense that goes into this high-tech gear. They'd rather see fisticuffs.
True. Uppercuts and bodyslams are no substitute for having the proper tools when it comes to crimefighting. But they are a whole lot more fun.
But being chosen doesn't make you a hero. What you choose does.
But how small are we?
About 15 microns. Small enough to slip between Batman's cells without damage. And uhh, that's Batman's cilia you're hanging from.
Cilia and sillier!
As we travel through the villi, the CP4 barium sonar wave will indicate any monoclinic phylosilicates in our vicinity.
English, man, English!
Uhh, this little doohickey beeps when the cooties are near.
Ahh, I... cooties, yes.
Without your helmet, Fate, you are defenceless. (laughs maniacally)
(punching him) I'd call those boxing lessons I got from Bats a pretty good defense.
Told you. it's not the helmet, it's the man.
Maybe. But I prefer helmets to haymakers any day.
Batman! If thou thinketh thou can stop me, then have at thee!
(thinking) Somewhere, Shakespeare is spinning in his grave.
Okay, okay, all I gotta do is say the oath and save the world. I can't remember it! Ohh, no, no, sure I can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. "In sunniest day, in cloudiest night, no bad guy shall escape my bite..." Oh no, that's not it!
Well, I suppose you'll be wanting a share of the bounty for these here outlaws.
Keep it. I fight for justice, not money.
At least take this and get yourself a proper cowboy hat. I can't be partnering up with someone who parades around in that ridiculous bat getup.
You're outmatched.
Maybe. But you left the school before learning Wong Fei's most important lesson: when outmatched, cheat.
I could get used to this.
Wings? Blindness? Horrendously disfigured face? I think I prefer my "ridiculous costume".
[while inside Batman's escape proof cell in a straitjacket] Questioning me is a waste of time. This bird won't sing.
Your silence only forces me to take... [cracks his knuckles] ...stronger measures.
Suit yourself.
[Batman walks up to the cell, opens the door and approaches Owlman]
Precisely.
[Later, Batman dons Owlman's suit and Owlman sits in his cell, wearing only the straitjacket]
Where are you going?
To get answers.
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