Batman: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 55
[furious at his men for stealing the wrong stamps by mistake] These are terrible! Terrible!
Come on, boss. Give me a break. We got you the stamps. What more do you want?
[tossing the worthless stamps] I wanted the rare ones! The reversed Audubons! These aren't worth enough to pay for the repairs to the limousine.
[sees the damaged Batmobile] You been letting the kid drive again?
Ha ha. Actually we were playing chicken with a penguin.
Or three of his men.
[The Penguin is scrubbing license plates in prison]
[reading one] "1 BAT 4U"? [breaks it in anger]
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