Batman: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 51
“The Man Who Killed Batman” · Season 1, Episode 51
In this episode: Joker (3), Harley Quinn (1)
You know, there's just one thing bothering me about your story, Sid. No body. No BATUS DELECTI so to speak. We need to pull a job tonight just to make sure.
Make sure what, boss?
Why that old Batsy's bought the cave of course, and one more thing Murphy...don't ask stupid questions. [pushes Murphy to the hyenas who scratch and lick him]
I'll get the mop.
When the cops come, stall them for awhile, just until Batman arrives. Got it?
Right, boss.
[to Murphy, still scarred from the hyenas] Any questions, Murph?
No sir!
[to Sid The Squid] Good man. And if Batman hasn't really gone to his final reward, we'll see that he gets there.
Dear friends... today is the day the Clown cried. And he cries not for the passing of one man, but for the death of a dream. The dream that he would someday taste the ultimate victory over his hated enemy. For it was the Batman who made me the happy soul I am today. How I agonized over the perfect way to thank him for that. Perhaps with a cyanide pie in the face. Or an exploding whoopie-cushion playfully planted in the Batmobile. But those dreams were dashed by the weaselly little gunsel sitting there in our midst. The cowardly insignificant gonif who probably got lucky when Batman slipped on the slime trail this loser left behind him. This mound of diseased hyena filth who's not fit to lick the dirt from my spats! But I digress. The time for sorrow has passed. It's time to look to a future filled with smiles. And I'll be smiling again just as soon as we take that man THERE and slap him in that box THERE and roll him into that vat of acid THERE! Well that was fun...who's for Chinese?
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