Job quotes from Banshee

Job

[To Hood] I am legit worried about you, motherfucka!

Lucas Hood

Hey, Job. How was New York?

Job

I see you got your ass kicked again while I was gone. It's starting to be a thing.

Lucas Hood

Every man needs a hobby.

Job

Do I even want to know?

Lucas Hood

Probably not. How'd it go?

Job

How'd it go?

Lucas Hood

You couldn't get rid of them?

Job

There was a wrinkle. I should have found out everything there was to know about those diamonds before you went in. Where they came from. Rabbit fucked you. He fucked you hard. You served 15 years for stealing a handful of glass.

[Job drives up to The Forge bar and Leo walks past Job pricking his hand and calls out] Job.

Job

[Draws his pistol] Who the fսck are you?

My name is Leo. Maybe you've heard of me.

Job

Don't flatter yourself.

Well, I've definitely heard of you, Job. That's why I doubled the sedative. [Holds up hand to reveal a needle pricker, Job then groans and collapses on floor with Leo standing over him] This is actually a very big moment for me.

Sugar

Shit, are you okay, Job?

Job

What the fuck kind of stupid-ass question is that?

Sugar

[Chuckles] He's okay. You got any idea how Stowe landed on us?

Job

We got sloppy.

Carrie

Well, he doesn't know everything and that's the only thing keeping us alive until help arrives.

Job

Yeah? And who's gonna help him, hmm? That man has exactly three friends and they all right here.

Sugar

Have some faith, huh?

Job

Have you met me?

Carrie

[Scene of Hood arriving at the army base gates] He's gonna come.

Job

Oh, I know he'll come. He'll take on the whole motherfucking platoon. Might even make it past the front gate. But there's still a shitload of mercs with a shitload of guns between him and us.

Carrie

He'll find a way.

Job

Fuck you, he'll find a way. He ain't your fairy godmother come to make all your dreams come true. How many more times does he have to put his ass on the line for you until he gets his motherfucking head blown off?

Carrie

You're blaming me for this?!

Job

[Screams] I ain't the one who fucked the mark!

Carrie

Oh, fuck you, Job!

Job

No, fuck you, Carrie! Or Ana! Or whatever you call yourself today!

Carrie

If you were so worried...!

Job

How'd your boyfriend know exactly...!

Carrie

...you could have shut this job down...!

Job

...how to take us all down?!

Carrie

I'm a professional!

Job

What the fuck did you let slip?!

Carrie

I didn't tell him anything!

Job

You tell me what you told that motherfucker?!

Carrie

How dare you?!

Sugar

Both of you shut the fuck up! If we're gonna die, then we're gonna die! Have some motherfucking dignity for fuck's sake! Job... if she slipped, the four of us would be dead already. We gonna make it out of here alive, we gotta stick together. Hmm? Yeah?

Carrie

Job. Job! You okay?

Job

I'm fine. How about you?

Carrie

I'm fine.

Job

Yeah, you look fսcking fine.

Carrie

Not now.

Job

Just in case I do have to drive home alone, you want to tell me what this is really about? Why are you doing this? Hmm? Do you think all this... Catwoman bullshit is what he would have wanted?

Carrie

Stay in the car.

Hey, what did he say?

He said you're gonna die. [Carrie walks up to three men at back of truck and he laughs] Oh, what the hell is this? Hey, this is private property. Who the fսck are you? I asked you a question. Are you deaf, you stupid bitch?

Carrie

No, I hear you loud and clear... bitch. [Starts up flamethrower]

Shit! [Men flee and Carrie torches truck cargo and then proceeds to torch pill production facility]

Job

[Spots Lucas at the gate of Carrie's residence] Well, look who got out of jail... again. [Opens gate for Lucas]

Lucas

So how you doing? You look better.

Job

Yeah, I'm a real fashion plate. How about you?

Lucas

What about me?

Job

I hear you went native while I was away.

Lucas

[Sighs] Yeah. That's one way of putting it.

Job

You got another way?

Lucas

Listen, Job, I tried to find you. We all did. After Dalton was dead...

Job

You mean after you killed him.

Lucas

I thought you were dead. I believed it. And then something... something inside me, it just... I gave up. I'm sorry.

Job

Well, it could have been worse. Could have been 15 years. You never put that shit on me.

Lucas

Rabbit fսckеd us.

Job

Yes, he did. On my watch. Baby, all our bullshit... that's all in the past. You and me, we ain't ever getting that time back. So... what you really need to worry about is what's happening in the here and now.

Lucas

What do you mean?

Job

Our little friend is building a fortress and she is armed to the teeth. For what? Seems she feels the only way to honor her dead husband is to finish his war on Proctor herself.

Job

What is it with this fսcking town? Can't we go one week without some mοtherfսcking army shooting at us?

Lucas

Seems like you handled it fine.

Job

That's because it's already become a mοtherfսcking habit.

Lucas

Thank you.

Job

Baby, there's a whole world out there.

Lucas

So they tell me. [To Carrie] What the fսck happened here?

Carrie

[In hushed voice] Proctor.

Lucas

What are you doing messing with him?

Carrie

Are you kidding me? You don't get to walk into my life every few years and question me.

Lucas

Hey, hey, Deva could have been fսcking killed.

Carrie

Get out of here.

Lucas

Come on, Ana.

Carrie

[Shoves him] Get the fսck out of here! Who the fսck do you think you are saying that shit to me?! Do you think I don't know what could have happened there?! You think I don't know what... [Lucas hugs her tightly with her crying]

Lucas

Shh. Hey, hey, stop. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

Sugar

It's gonna be mighty quiet around here.

Job

Don't even pretend like you're gonna miss me.

Sugar

I was talking to Hood.

Lucas

You know, I think I'm actually gonna miss this place.

Job

I know I'm not. Sugar, it's been a thin slice of heaven.

Sugar

I know you don't mean that.

Job

It's true, I don't.

Sugar

You in a rush?

Job

Damn right. Every time I try to get out of this mοtherfսck¡ng place, some shit goes down and I get stuck in it. I'm getting while the getting's good. But before I do... figured I'd pay my tab.

Sugar

[Opens duffel bag full of cash] Where the hell did you get this?

Job

Now, you know better than to ask. Point is, you spent your retirement fund getting me out. Well, you're too old to be slinging drinks, so... Thank you. You know how to reach me?

Sugar

[Scoffs] No one knows how to reach you.

Job

He does.

Lucas

Yeah, I do.

Job

[Opens door] This is where I leave you. Banshee, Pennsylvania... Suck my tit! [Leaves and shuts door]