Carrie quotes from Banshee

Sugar

I knew guys like Wicks in prison, guys that never stop digging graves for themselves and then trading everything and everyone to keep from getting buried. [Knocks on door] Eh, Hood, I never saw the paperwork on that Leonard Vanderwick guy. That get filed or...? It wasn't worth the effort. I sent him packing. Guys like that don't go down without taking everyone close down with him. That's their game.

How did he know you anyway?

Sugar

He didn't. Not really. Knew of me, I guess.

And you just... just let him go?

Sugar

Yeah. I didn't want to waste any more time on a vagrant who tried to steal some dinner.

So now you decide which laws are worth enforcing?

Sugar

That's why they gave me the badge.

Yeah, but the rules are different out here.

Sugar

No. Same rules. Same rules they had since the first man picked up the first stick and beat the second man's ass with it.

You have an interesting way of looking at the world.

Sugar

[Chuckles] Yeah, I've lived an interesting life.

[Answers phone] Yes?

Carrie

Tell him it's me. It's her.

Anastasia. I'm ready... to bring him to you.

Carrie

When?

By the end of this week.

Carrie

Where?

I'll let you know. She will bring him. [Starts engine]

Carrie

And just when things finally seem to be nice and boring, you came along. You're welcome. I guess I'm just not cut out for... boring.

[To Carrie at diner] I thought you and soldier boy were done.

Carrie

We are.

Does he know that?

Carrie

[Doug enters diner] Hey.

Hello, Carrie. [Sits at table]

Carrie

Jesus. What happened to you?

I got robbed.

Carrie

Doug, are you okay?

I will be.

Carrie

Did you call the cops?

No, I'll be handling this myself. Maybe you can help. I understand your father was no stranger to illegal behavior. Maybe you could shed some light on the nuances of the criminal mind.

Carrie

My father and I had a complicated relationship. I doubt I'd be much help.

Okay. I'd like some more water, please.

Carrie

Of course.

Sugar

Shit, are you okay, Job?

Job

What the fuck kind of stupid-ass question is that?

Sugar

[Chuckles] He's okay. You got any idea how Stowe landed on us?

Job

We got sloppy.

Carrie

Well, he doesn't know everything and that's the only thing keeping us alive until help arrives.

Job

Yeah? And who's gonna help him, hmm? That man has exactly three friends and they all right here.

Sugar

Have some faith, huh?

Job

Have you met me?

Carrie

[Scene of Hood arriving at the army base gates] He's gonna come.

Job

Oh, I know he'll come. He'll take on the whole motherfucking platoon. Might even make it past the front gate. But there's still a shitload of mercs with a shitload of guns between him and us.

Carrie

He'll find a way.

Job

Fuck you, he'll find a way. He ain't your fairy godmother come to make all your dreams come true. How many more times does he have to put his ass on the line for you until he gets his motherfucking head blown off?

Carrie

You're blaming me for this?!

Job

[Screams] I ain't the one who fucked the mark!

Carrie

Oh, fuck you, Job!

Job

No, fuck you, Carrie! Or Ana! Or whatever you call yourself today!

Carrie

If you were so worried...!

Job

How'd your boyfriend know exactly...!

Carrie

...you could have shut this job down...!

Job

...how to take us all down?!

Carrie

I'm a professional!

Job

What the fuck did you let slip?!

Carrie

I didn't tell him anything!

Job

You tell me what you told that motherfucker?!

Carrie

How dare you?!

Sugar

Both of you shut the fuck up! If we're gonna die, then we're gonna die! Have some motherfucking dignity for fuck's sake! Job... if she slipped, the four of us would be dead already. We gonna make it out of here alive, we gotta stick together. Hmm? Yeah?

Carrie

Sheriff's giving you five minutes.

Lucas

You finally get to visit me in jail, huh?

Carrie

Better late than never.

Lucas

[Chuckles] I didn't do this.

Carrie

I know. Do you have any idea who did?

Lucas

Not yet.

Carrie

I don't know if you'll make bail, but I can use my house as collateral if you do.

Lucas

Thanks. How's Job?

Carrie

They did a real number on him.

Carrie

Job. Job! You okay?

Job

I'm fine. How about you?

Carrie

I'm fine.

Job

Yeah, you look fսcking fine.

Carrie

Not now.

Job

Just in case I do have to drive home alone, you want to tell me what this is really about? Why are you doing this? Hmm? Do you think all this... Catwoman bullshit is what he would have wanted?

Carrie

Stay in the car.

Hey, what did he say?

He said you're gonna die. [Carrie walks up to three men at back of truck and he laughs] Oh, what the hell is this? Hey, this is private property. Who the fսck are you? I asked you a question. Are you deaf, you stupid bitch?

Carrie

No, I hear you loud and clear... bitch. [Starts up flamethrower]

Shit! [Men flee and Carrie torches truck cargo and then proceeds to torch pill production facility]

Job

What is it with this fսcking town? Can't we go one week without some mοtherfսcking army shooting at us?

Lucas

Seems like you handled it fine.

Job

That's because it's already become a mοtherfսcking habit.

Lucas

Thank you.

Job

Baby, there's a whole world out there.

Lucas

So they tell me. [To Carrie] What the fսck happened here?

Carrie

[In hushed voice] Proctor.

Lucas

What are you doing messing with him?

Carrie

Are you kidding me? You don't get to walk into my life every few years and question me.

Lucas

Hey, hey, Deva could have been fսcking killed.

Carrie

Get out of here.

Lucas

Come on, Ana.

Carrie

[Shoves him] Get the fսck out of here! Who the fսck do you think you are saying that shit to me?! Do you think I don't know what could have happened there?! You think I don't know what... [Lucas hugs her tightly with her crying]

Lucas

Shh. Hey, hey, stop. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

Mr. Proctor.

Kai

Senor Loera. Good to see you again.

I must admit I'm a little surprised that you were able to pull this off.

Kai

I don't promise what I can't deliver. Bring it up.

Show me. Hi. [Truck door opens to reveal Carrie with three dead goons and the mafiosos all cock and aim their guns]

Carrie

As long as we all whipping our shit out... [Camera reveals Job on top of Truck aiming his M60 gun at them] Emilio Loera, I take it?

Who the fսck are you?

Carrie

I'm nobody.

You know my name, so you know who I am. Which means you know what kind of a mistake it would be to try to steal from me, right?

Carrie

I wouldn't dream of stealing from you. No, I came here to provide you with a valuable service.

Oh, yeah? Which is what?

Carrie

I came to show you that Mr. Proctor was mistaken when he told you that Banshee was a safe place for you to set up your manufacturing. Very mistaken. I mean, if he had it so locked down, how did I steal this truck full of all these drսg?

Kai

[Raises gun] I'm gonna fսcking slit your throat.

[Raises hand] Stop. [To Carrie] I suppose you have some fee in mind for this service.

Carrie

No. Sometimes a service is its own reward. Just let my friend and me walk away right now and we'll call it even.

[Laughs] Start walking.

Kai

You're not just gonna let her walk out of here?

[Raises hand] Shut up. Hey, Miss Nobody. Did you really think that I was gonna let you leave?

Carrie

No, actually, I didn't. [A rocket propelled grenade fired by Brock flies into truck and detonates it entirely]

[Lowers down PSRL-1 rocket launcher] That's right. Someone just blew up your fսcking drսg. [Job and Carrie run to Mercedes vehicle, drive it to pick up Brock]

Carrie

Nice shot.

Thanks. You know, you really need to stop doing this shit.

Carrie

You invited yourself.

I'm serious. It's become like a bad habit with you.

Carrie

This was the last time.

I've heard that shit before. This is a very nice car.