Folks, a one-eyed doodlebug can see that this barnyard is rife with emotional tension.
What?! That's crazy.
Yeah, we're like family.
Bingo. Families are like a beekeeper with his hair on fire. You can't tell him what for, and if'n you do, he'll ask you for change!
[The animals stare with confusion.]
What?
[about Pig] Okay, for example, this little feller right here uses pancakes to smother the sad clown inside his heart.
[cries] It's true! Oh, it's true! [falls to the floor, and notices a stray pancake] Oh, finders keepers. [eats the pancake]
[about Pip] And this little feller lives in the shadow of a best friend with whom he could never hope to compete.
Is that true, Pip?
I'm not just a sidekick. I'm a person! OH, SWEET CHEESE! IT HURTS!
[to Otis and Abby] And you two are mired in the pasty quicksand of your ongoing romantic tension.
I don't secretly love you!
Me either!
[Both giggle nervously.]
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