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Back at the Barnyard · Season 1, Episode 15

Otis, Pip and others in “Unfinished Business”

Otis

[writing personal advertisement for the Farmer] Let's see now...Gloomy farmer seeking anyone with pulse. Hmm...We should hot it up a little.

Pip

Write he's rich. The ladies love cheddar.

Otis

[writing] Rich farmer.

Abby

And he got to have muscles!

Otis

[writing] Rich, beefcakey farmer.

Pig

Yes, but don't write farmer! Write [writing] exploding lion tamer.

Abby

Even more bulky! And write that he has a pony! [writing] Has a pony...

Otis

Okay, I will read it to you. Reflag 7-star number sign glare...Man, I wish we had fingers!

Pip

I can do it. [jumps on the keyboard] There, what do you think?

Otis

[reading] Wealthy, agricultural mogul with body of a Teutonic god wants to share his heart with you.

[Everybody likes it]

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