Alright Duck, get a hold of yourself, telling time isn't everything, I mean there's other thing just as important that I'm really good at, yeah, like riding my tricycle or washing my own clothes (notices the bubble coming out the bottom of the door) Hmm? that's odd (bubble pops in Daffy's eye, but he wipes it away, but just before he could open the door, A massive flood of bubbles bursts out, the water comes out of every window of the house and the chimney and it comes out the door as well with Daffy riding it) AH, HELP GRANNY, HELP HELP!, (scene changes to Daffy's head in the middle of a blue and purple swirl while images of Daffy and the clock go around him) AAH, HELP, HELP!, HELP! HELP! HELP!, HELP whoo hoo (Suddenly an alarm clock appears in the middle, it is then revealed that it was all a dream and the alarm clock was waking Daffy up) Help Granny help! whoo hoo, Huh?, Wow!, what a dream, Granny was right, telling time really is important, I hope I'm not too late. (Daffy jumps out of bed, races out of the room and makes to the stairs, He rides down the banister and skids over to the hallway, he races down the corridor, makes it into the room where the lesson was taking place and and sits down next to Bugs and Lola) Did I miss anything?
LolaYou're right on time.
(Lola laughs as Daffy looks to the audience in unamusement as the episode ends)
Gotta get Daffy to put that thing back, it's the right thing to do.
Lola
Maybe he knows now that it's not his.
Daffy(off screen): Mine!
(Daffy is pacing around a mound of dirt with a sign that read "MINE" poking from it)
We're talking about Daffy.
Lola
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Lola
Daffy, why don't you just put that thing back where you found it?
You told on me! You! You!
Lola
Daffy! We just don't want to see you get in trouble, right Bugs? Bugs? Bugs!
I--I didn't do anything wrong, so I'm not gonna get in trouble
Oh yeah? Then why are ya shakin'?
Lola
Look! Granny's coming.
(Granny is walking around the garden)
Yeah, now you can tell her about that thing.
Lola
If you're not gonna tell her, we will, come on Bugs.
Lola
Can you believe that Daffy?
Lola
Keeping something that doesn't belong to him, I mean, who does he think he is?
I think he thinks he's Daffy.
Lola
Good point.
Tattlers! Big mouths! (turns to the sign) Oh it's not fair, I found you fair and square, why do they want me to give you back? don't look at me like that, I didn't do anything wrong, I--I-- Okay, okay! You talked me into it (Daffy races away, but comes back with a shovel and starts digging) I'll just dig ya up and then I'll tell Granny just what I told the bunny, then, you're mine.
Lola
The Playroom theatre is proud to present
(Lola draws back the curtains)
Lola
The Brave Little Tweety, Starring...Tweety!
(Granny [who's being the audience] claps with delight)
Once ...Ahem... Upon a Time, in the little town of Looneyville, All the villagers woke up to find a strange box.
(Sylvester, Lola and Daffy all wake up and looked at the box)
Nobody knew what it was or where it came from or even what was in it.
(They were still observing it and Daffy knocked on the lid of the box and inside came a large growl which scared them all)
Lola
Help!
(Tweety walks onto the stage, but gets immediate stage fright)
"Have no fear, Brave Little Tweety is here".
Have no fear! (Tweety stops and strains as he's trying to find the right words) Bwave Wittle Tweety is here!
(Taz sticks his arm out and turns the crank and then he jumps out like a Jack in the box and scares everyone, everyone screams and Lola runs away, Daffy tries to run but his pants accidentally falls down, he quickly pulls them back up and he and Sylvester run away in fear)
The villagers of Looneyville were scared, right out of their pants, But...The Brave Little Tweety saved them from the monster
(Taz roars at Tweety and so he runs away as well only to be stopped by Bugs)
(Taz still roaring tries to scare Tweety again, but this time, Tweety jumps on the box and pushes Taz back inside and sits on the lid, Lola, Sylvester and Daffy all run back and praise Tweety for his bravery)
And that's how the Brave Little Tweety saved the day And that's all folks
(Daffy, Lola and Sylvester all looking at the rain outside, at that moment a rain drop collects on the windowsill and Lola draws a circle around it)
Lola
This one's mine
(Another collects on Sylvester's side and so he draws a circle around it)
Lola
And they're off, Sylvester's Window Runner is moving quickly down the glass followed by Lola's Wet Head. Around the Curve it's Window Runner by a dribble. Into the stretch, Window Runner leads by a trickle. Headin' for home, it's Lola's Wet Head coming up on the outside. It's Sylvester's Window Runner, Lola's Wet Head, Window Runner, Wet Head and at the windowsill, Lola's Wet Head wins by a drip!
No fair, your raindrop cheated.
Lola
Raindrops can't cheat.
Lola
No they can't!
Hmm, Daffy, can raindrops cheat?
Lola
Sylvester says they can and I say No Way!
Okay, I'd just like to say that I think you both have spent a little too much time inside.
Lola
Ya' know, I think he's right.
(Lola and Sylvester just shrug their shoulders and leave)
Rain Rain go away, come again another day.
(Daffy turns away looking sad, then suddenly the sun comes out and the rain stops)
(Daffy looks outside looking very surprised)
(He turns to the other babies)
Hey Everybody, It stopped raining! Let's go outside and Play!
(The babies like the sound of that and so they all race outside to play)
Lola
What is it, Sylvester?
You know how Granny said no playing until we're all washed up? Well, Taz won't take his bath.
Hold on there, whiskers. You mean, nobody gets playtime until everbody's squeaky clean?
MMelissa
I guess that's always been the rule.
Welp, sounds like there's only one thing we can do. We've got to get Taz into the bathtub.
Lola
But, how, Bugs?
Well, uh, first thing's first, has anyone seen my diaper?
Come on, Taz, your turn for a bath.
Lola
You gotta take a bath, Taz. Granny says so, or nobody gets playtime.
Step aside, I'll handle this. Now, look here, fur ball. You don't have to take a bath.
No, you could take a shower! Anything with soap and water involved! Please! I'm begging ya!
Lola
What who did?!
Lola
Me?! The least you could do, is say you're sorry!
You're the one who ought to be sorry!
Lola
If that's how you're gonna be, I'm taking my blocks back!
That's how I'm gonna be, because that's how…you're being!
Well, isn't this a nice bucket of peach pits? There they go, taking our fun with them.
Now, what are we gonna do?
Maybe there's a way to put this whole thing back together.
And how are you gonna do that?
Hmm… Bugs and Lola love playing hopscotch, right? So, here's what we're gonna do.
[sighs] Kisses and cookies. What more could the world's cutest pussycat want? [he and the other baby Tunes see a baby skunk showing up] What is that?
A new friend who's come to play. This is Baby Pepe.
[The other babies, except Sylvester and Daffy, rush towards Baby Pepe, greeting him]
Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.
[offering Baby Pepe a cookie] Mmm. Yum-yum, eat cookie.
Lola
[rubbing Baby Pepe's cheek] Isn't he the cutest?
Very, very cute, indeed. [gives Baby Pepe a hug]
Lola
Come meet Sylvester. Yeah, you're gonna be friends. [sets Baby Pepe in the baby carriage with Sylvester]
[takes the cookie before Baby Pepe tries to take it] Hold on, brother. That's mine! [Baby Pepe climbs on his face to get the cookie] Watch the face! Watch the face!
[throwing a tantrum while playing a game of Copycatter] You little &@*#%! You're nothin' but a &@*#%! I never wanna play this &@*#%$ game, EVER AGAIN!
[The other baby Tunes are shocked at Daffy saying a bad word he heard from the garbage man]
Lola
What did you just say?
I don't what the &@*#% you're talking about.
Lola
That word! What does it mean?
I don't know. It's a new word I just learned. You should try it.
[Granny enters the play room]
BTBaby Tunes
Hi, Granny! How the &@*#% are you?
[surprised with shock] Oh! My goodness, little ones, where did you hear a word like that? [The babies all point to Daffy; offended] Daffy, I'm surprised at you using such word.
What the &@*#% is wrong with using a word like &@*#%?
Lola
Submitted for your approval, Sylvester a young cat.
Floyd! Lola's being an old TV rerun again! [Lola pushes him down] Hey!
Lola
A young cat claws deep in the comfy fabric of a preschool routine, but this little kitty is about to go to market where he will discover, the only routine he can expect is, the unexpected.
C'mon, Sylvester, let go!
No! No! I like this chair!
We're gonna get a new one! [pulls until Sylvester comes off the chair with the pieces of the chair fabric dug into his claws]
Lola
Follow this journey under "Buckle up and Roll with it", for this creature of habit is about to leave, his comfort zone.
Okay, Everyone stay together now, you won't believe the amazing bug display they have here
Lola
We gotta see the inventions!
Yeah, let's go their first!
No, No, No, No, We're going to see the explorers first
Ooh, 'plorers, 'plorers, Yeah, Yeah!
First, First of all, I wanna see the rocket ships
Alright, we'll see everything if we stay organized, now, let's start with that insect exhibit
(The babies all take at once and then they split up and go in different directions)
OSOld security guard
Here we go again (as if he knows what the babies were up to the last time they visited the museum)
[Lola finds a book about babies.]
Lola
Well, I can't read the words, but the pictures tell all about what babies are like. It says that babies eat, drink, sleep, play, crawl, smile, laugh, cry... [starts to become uneasy, as do the other babies] scream... wail, kick, screech... burp... barf up dinner... pass lots of gas... tears come out of their eyes... drool comes out of their mouth... stuff comes out of their nose... [Daffy gags] And everyday, they fill their diapers with...
[Bugs gasps. Lola gasps and shuts the book, completely disgusted and mortified.]
Lola
EWWWWWWW!
Lola
I'm hungry.
Floyd, can we get a snack?
Oh please-please-please-please?
WWWilly Wormy
Let's sing it again!
WWormies
Pears and apples make a very yummy snack!
Hey kids, how 'bout I go and get us some popcorn?
Now stay right here until I get back, we don't want anyone to get lost in this big place.
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