By decree of Phoenix King Ozai, I now crown you Fire Lord...
What are you waiting for?! Do it!
[She looks up to see Appa landing in the square, with Zuko and Katara on his back.]
Sorry, but you're not gonna become Fire Lord today. [jumps down] I am.
[laughs] You're hilarious.
KataraAnd you're going down!
[The Fire Sage attempts to crown Azula, but she stops him]
Wait. You want to be Fire Lord? Fine. Let's settle this; just you and me, brother. The showdown that was always meant to be! Agni Kai!
...You're on. [Azula grins]
Katara
[to Zuko] What are you doing? She's playing you! She knows she can't take us both, so she's trying to separate us!
I know, but I can take her this time.
Katara
But even you admitted to your uncle that you would need help facing Azula!
... There's something off about her. I can't explain it, but she's slipping. And this way, no one else has to gets hurt.
[Katara nods. Zuko and Azula take up positions at each end of the square.]
[sneering] I'm sorry it has to end this way, brother.
Katara
Aang? Before we get to the temple, I want to talk to you about the airbenders.
Katara
Well, I just want you to be prepared for what you might see. The Fire Nation is ruthless. They killed my mother and they could have done the same to your people.
Just because no one has seen an airbender doesn't mean the Fire Nation killed them all... They probably escaped.
Katara
I know it's hard to accept.
You don't understand, Katara. The only way to get to an airbender temple is on a flying bison, and I doubt the Fire Nation has any flying bison.
Katara
What does me being a girl have to do with sewing?
Simple: girls are better at fixing pants than guys, and guys are better at hunting and fighting and stuff like that. It's just the natural order of things.
Katara
[with exaggerated happiness] All done with your pants! [throws them, they hit Sokka in the head] And look what a great job I did!
Wait! I can't wear this! Katara! [sticks his hand through the hole in his pants]
Relax, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!
[straining at his bonds] Who are you? Where are the men who ambushed us?
There were no men. We ambushed you. Now tell us, who are you and what are you doing here?
Wait! There's no way a bunch of girls took us down.
A bunch of girls, huh? The unagi's gonna eat well tonight.
Katara
No, don't hurt him! He didn't mean it. My brother is just an idiot sometimes.
[After Aang calms the spirit of the forest, Sokka and other villagers are brought back]
Katara
Sokka!
[Katara runs to Sokka and hugs him]
Katara
You were in the spirit world for 24 hours. How do you feel?
Like I seriously have to use the bathroom! [runs off]
Katara
Sokka! You're a genius!
Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!
Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara
You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?
Katara
Aang, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
[charing up] Give me the boy.
You're really gonna hand over the Avatar for a stupid piece of parchment!?
[about Sokka] Don't listen to him! He's trying to turn us against each other.
([o Sokka about Aang] Your friend is the Avatar?
Sure is, and I'll bet he'll fetch a lot more on the black market then that fancy scroll.
Shut your mouth, you Water Tribe peasant!
[sternly] Yeah, Sokka. You really should shut your mouth...
[still trying to con the priates] I'm just sayin', it's bad business sense. Just imagine how much the Fire Lord would pay for the Avatar. You guys would be set for life!
Tell me where he is and I won't hurt you or your brother.
Katara
Go jump in the river! [Zuko pauses]
Try to understand. I need to capture him to restore something I've lost. My honor. [Katara jerks her head away from Zuko] Perhaps in exchange, I can restore something you've lost.
Katara
My mother's necklace! How did you get that?!
I didn't steal it if that's what you're wondering. Tell me where he is.
Katara
No!
Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.
Katara
What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
(sarcastically) He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
[Appa angrily bellows]
[soothing Appa] Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.
Katara
[sarcastically] Okay, we'll try it your way, O' Wise Leader.
Who knows? Walking might be fun! [Later] Walking stinks!
[Aang complains about walking]
Katara
[mockingly] Well, I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask Sokka's instincts? They seem to know everything!
[sarcastically] Ha ha, very funny.
I'm tired of carrying this pack.
Katara
You know who you should ask to carry it for awhile? Sokka's instincts!
Hey, that's a great idea! Hey! Sokka's instincts! Would you mind--?
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