“Chapter 5: The King of Omashu” quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Halt! State your business here.

Aang

[runs up to the guard] [elderly voice] My business is my business young man and none of yours! I've got a good mind to put you over my knee and paddle your backside!

Settle down, old timer. Just tell me who you are.

Aang

Name's Bonzu... Pippenpaddle-Oppsocopolis... the Third, and these are my grandkids.

[to Katara] You seem like a responsible young lady. See to it that your grandfather stays out of trouble. Enjoy Omashu.

[places a hand on Sokka's shoulder] Wait a minute... [Sokka becomes nervous] ...you're a strong young man. Show some respect for the elderly and carry your grandfather's bag!

Aang

Good idea! [throws Sokka his bag]

There's an airbender in our presence and not just any airbender, the Avatar! Now what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Pippenpaddle-Oppsocopolis?!

Katara

You can't do this to us. Let us leave!

(holds up lettuce leaf) Lettuce leaf? (Chews lettuce outlandishly)

Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.

My liege, do you mean the good chamber, or the bad chamber?

The newly refurbished chamber.

Wait, which one are we talking about?

The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!