Trish quotes from Austin & Ally

Austin

Well, that's the last of the decorations. (walks over to Ally)"

Ally

(looks up) Hey, look. We're under the mistletoe again. (laughs nervously)

Austin

(laughs nervously) Wha'ddya know? (romantic music plays as they lean in)

Trish

(Dez and Trish barge through) Look Out!

Dez

Austin Dolls coming through!

Austin

They're here!

Austin

This isn't right! (Austin doll has long hair)

Ally

They all have long, flowing princess hair! ...Long, flowing, gorgeous princess hair...

Trish

The toy company also makes Princess Priscilla dolls. There must have been a mix-up at the factory.

Austin

I can't give these freak show dolls to the kids! It'll ruin their Christmas.

Dez

I have to write Santa a new letter. I am not replacing my teddy bear with one of these mutants.

Ally

I get it! She has good skin.

Dez

Ooh, jealous much?

Ally

I'm not jealous. I just get this weird, burning feeling in my chest every time I think about Austin with another girl.

Trish

Yeah, that's jealousy.

Austin

You know what, this whole time, I've been trying to please you. But why should I care what you think? Why should I care what anyone thinks? I know I rock.

Ally

Yeah.

Trish

He's back!

Dez

The Electric Avenger!

Trish

Hi Brandy-

Brandy

Don't talk to me, I only care about my costars!

Austin

Uh, hi, Brandy. I'm your co-star-

Brandy

Don't talk to me either. I don't really care about my co-stars. I do have a few rules. One, don't stand in front of me. Two, don't look me in the eye. And three, don't ever touch me.

Alright, Austin. I need you to stand in front of Brandy, look her in the eye, and carry her to safety.

Trish

(baby talk) Calm down, Brandy, Here's your juicy box!

Brandy

I don't want a juicy box! What do you think I am? A baby?

Trish

(deadpan) Ehh...

Trish

(screams) OKAY.. I'VE HAD IT! I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS SELFISH BRAT ANYMORE!

Brandy

No one talks to me like that! I'M QUITTING THIS MOVIE!

Dez

While you do that, I'll practice my parade wave. (Waves hand)

Trish

(Waves back at him)

Dez

Oh, you're practicing yours, too?

Trish

No, I just want you to leave. Goodbye!

Trish

So what was that all about? For the last month, all you've talked about is Gavin asking you to prom.

Ally

I know. Its just after our last talk, I don't think Gavin's right for me.

Trish

Because of the pig mud run?

Ally

(stands up) It's more than that. He also invited me to a chicken mud run. It's the same thing, but with chickens.

Trish

So are you gonna break up with him?

Ally

I don't know. I'm gonna tell him to go to the chicken mud run without me, so I have some time to think. All I know is, I'd rather stay home, than go to prom with the wrong guy.

Trish

I hear ya. I wish I was going with Jace instead of Chuck. He won't leave me alone! And his poems are getting worse!

Ally

(reading the poem) "I have a new girl, her name is Trish. I lie awake dreaming of our first kish"

Trish

There is no way I'm kishing him!

For the record, I know you came to prom with Chuck.

Trish

Whaaaaaaat?

Dez told me (Camera turns to Dez waving at them, and Jace smiles) You know he can't keep a secret.

Trish

Are you mad?

No, I know you wanted the money to come and visit me. (Trish smiles) Plus, I've met Chuck. There's no way you like that guy.

Trish

(excitedly) Ally's song Redial, sold so well, Ramone Records is moving the release date for her debut album, to next week!

Ally

(excitedly) No way my first album! (hugs Trish and then turns to Austin)

Austin

You did it! I'm so proud of you! (hugs Ally)

Trish

Awww, I love that you two are a couple again. (giggles and Auslly are still hugging) Okay.

Austin

Hola señoritas, ¿cómo están?

Ally

Austin, your Spanish is getting better already! Estoy bien y tu?

Austin

Hola señoritas, ¿cómo están?

Ally

That's the only sentence you know isn't it?

Austin

Yep, pretty much

Trish

Didn't you study all the flashcards I gave you?

Austin

I did, but that's all I can remember.

Ally

[on Trish's book report] You know none of that stuff happens in the book, right?

Trish

Excuse me?

Ally

Yeah, you have the book right here. This takes place right after the Civil War. They didn't even have helicopters back then

Trish

Wait, does Cecelia get stuck on an iceberg? (Ally nods) Does she get attacked by tarantulas? (Ally nods) Fall down an elevator shaft? (Ally nods) Dodge exploding hockey pucks? (Ally nods) Get her leg stuck in a toilet?!

Austin

This sounds like the best book ever!

Ally

Do you think everyone liked my speech?

Trish

No idea, I was dead asleep!