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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Oz, Neville and others in “Unfinished Business”

[The lads are in the van driving home, Oz in a touchy mood]

Oz

He's not gay. He thinks he is, but he's not.

Neville

Well, it’s just like exhibitionism, isn’t it? Like a cry for attention.

Oz

Exactly.

Bomber

Would it matter if he was?

Oz

Well it would to me!

Wyman

Well even if he is…

Oz

He’s not! He can’t be! There's never been a huckle in the Osbourne family and we can trace our lineage all the way back to the Second World War. Now, end of subject. Right?

AAll

Right, aye.

Neville

Of course.

Oz

It's always been the tunnel, not the funnel.

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