We're not saying anything.
All we want to do, love, is clear the air. I mean, all this must be very embarrasing for you back home. Is it?
No. What's embarrassing is having to answer questions from people like you. Now, look, we didn't invite you in here, and we'd be very obliged if you'd kindly leave. [Dennis and Neville enter the villa.]
Who the hell are you?
[Gets out of the armchair] It's all right, it's all right. Press.
No, it's not all right! What are you doing here?
[To Brenda and Christine] Have they been asking you questions?
We didn't tell them anything, Neville.
Neville Hope and Dennis Patterson. Is that right?
It's about the only thing you blokes have got right.
Oh, smarten up, son. We know you're not villains.
As we were saying to your ladies, all we want to do is clear the air, get at the truth.
Oh, howay, we might as well. Gan on, tell 'em, Dennis.
Alright, I am Dennis Patterson, this is Neville Hope. We're brickies, we're from Newcastle and we're here on holiday. That's it. Come on. [Motions for the journalists to leave.]
And what about the rest of the gang?
They're all bricklayers too. We met out in Germany a few years back, and er, this is like a reunion, innit?
Yeah.
Right, we'll need names and home addresses so the London desk can check out their backgrounds.
Well, some of these addresses might be a bit vague. Let's see... There's erm, Mr. Osbourne, Mr. Taylor, Mr. Norris, Mr. Busbridge, and, er... what's the name of your mate, Nev, with the spotty face?
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