[Kicking in the door from which Moxey emerged the day before] Come on, Moxey, man. We know you're in there!
If we're getting in this early, we might as well not have gone to bed.
[From another room] Is it safe?
No, the place is surrounded by the SPG with riot shields(!) [Moxey emerges]
Ah, you divvn't half flatter yerself, ye dae, lad. You're not exatly public enemy number one, is yer?
They were cops.
Plain-clothes from the Smoke don't come round looking for toerags like you, son. [Dennis enters.]
Hello, Den.
Morning, Papillon! [The others laugh. Dennis throws Moxey some food in a paper bag] Here. A bacon and egg sandwich there for you.
Oh, cheers, mate. Oh, by the way, it was Brad Dexter.
What was?
The bloke we couldn't think of in The Magnificent Seven. Bomber's character, it was Brad Dexter.
Never 'eard of 'im.
No-one has. That's why we couldn't remember him. Couldn't sleep last night, see. What with worrying about the law and the cold and the rats.
Rats?!
I couldn't sleep, worryin' about you an' your situation, an' what I'm gonna do about it, Moxey!
Oh. Sorry, Den. I should've levelled with you.
I think he's right... I think it was Brad Dexter. ...Ah! Now that's who he was, man! He was the gadgy what saved Frank Sinatra's life, wasn'he?
That's right.
When was that, then?
I dunno, Wayne, I'm not the Memory Man, am I? But, er... apparently what happened was Sinatra got a ducking one time and nearly drowned, like, and that Dexter gadgy dived in, pulled him out and saved him. That would've been it, wouldn'it? In clover for the rest of his natch. Ahh, just imagine it, eh? Limos, boilers, monogrammed cufflinks with yer initials on. Owt you fancy, I'd imagine.
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