Er, listen, lads, if youse lot wanna make a few bob on the side, er, maybes you should come in wi' me.
How'd you mean, like?
Doin' a bit of moonlighting, are ya, Oz?
Well, I might have this business proposition, right? See, I've met this Eric. Canny lad... for an Eric. Anyway, nothing's finalised yet, so I can't say so much, but if you want in, now's the time to speak up.
Hold on... d'you mean speak up to divvy up, son?
Both, both.
Well, tell us what it is, then.
Nah, I can't yet.
Well, how will we be expected to chip in if you won't explain?
Well, that's the whole point, man, Neville.
Well, it escapes me, Oz!
Look, the more yer speculate, the more coin yer get back in the back end.
But Oz, we're entitled to know what we're speculatin' in!
Aye, in due course, Dennis. When I get everythin' finalised. [Checks himself in the mirror.] But, er, for the moment, all I need is yer readies and yer trust. [Turns round to see blank faces.] Was that askin' too much, like?
Bollocks!
Ah, howay!
Nah, you're askin' too much, son.
Well, suit yerselves, I'll seek investment elsewhere, stuff you lot!
Oz! How, at least give us a clue!
[Leaves the hut... then pokes his head in a few seconds later] Well, it's adult, and it's liable to cause offence. [Leaves the hut again.]
Dennis [Thinking aloud] "It's adult, and liable to cause offence"?
Sounds like Oz.
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