Oh, hitch-hiker.
It'll be a bit of a squeeze.
Ah, but there's not much traffic on this type of road, man. Howay, let's give him a ride, eh? [Dennis stops the car. Neville winds his window down.] Howay!
[Waking up] Why have we stopped?
Good Samaritans, aren't we? Hitch-hiker. [He runs across the bridge to the car.]
Hey, it's a bloke! There's no room for a bloke! A Swedish girl, maybe we could fit her in, but... but not a bloke!
[Looks inside the car] ...Bitte?
...Where you go? [Points to the road ahead] You go east?
Are you English?
Yeah. Are you?
Yeah.
Oh, hop in, bonny lad.
Cheers. [Gets in the back next to Moxey. They drive off.]
You, er, on holiday, are you?
[Hesitantly] ...Yeah.
Took you a while to get a lift, did it?
...Yeah.
Where are you headed?
...This way. [Nods forward and chuckles]
It's a bit of a back road this, isn'it, if yer hitchin'?
...Well you... you can't hitch-hike on the Autobahns, can ya?
Ah, na. No. Suppose not. But hey, we're just headed to the back end of nowhere here, mind.
Anywhere's fine by me.
You've no place in mind, then?
...No, I was... I was headed south, er... I know this girl in Munich.
It's not the way to Munich, this.
Well, I'm in no hurry, er... Thought I'd see a bit of the countryside first.
Aye?
I'm a student. I'm, er... I'm just seeing a bit of the countryside.
Travel's an education in itself, isn'it?
So they say, yes. So they say.
I'm Bomber, this is Moxey. [Points to the front seats] Dennis and Neville.
I'm Neville. [Points to Dennis] He's Dennis.
...I'm Colin. Listen... what do you lads do then?
Best not to ask. Wanted by INTERPOL in eight countries, we are! [The lads laugh.]
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