Oy, Oz.
Sssh. Quiet, son. Big score coming up 'ere.
Wayne and Barry have...
Sssh. Whoa, man. [Points to the high score] I'm nearly on five and a half million, man!
...They've just pulled two Swedish air hostesses.
[Shocked, he stops playing] Air hostesses?! [The ball goes out of play, and it's game over for Oz.]
Swedish ones.
[Kicks one of the legs of the pinball table] 'Ere, might as well get a beer. D'ya want one?
Aye. I mean, I can understand Wayne, but Barry? [They go to the bar]
Two bottles of pils here, Adolph. Jammy Arabs. How did they manage that?
Well, they haven't exactly nailed 'em yet, but they know they're stopping at the Inter-Continental so they're goin' round there on the off-chance.
Ahh, well that's hardly guaranteed, is it?
Suppose not. Aye, they'll probably hang round in the bar there all night for nowt, then come back and spin some extravagant tale for our benefit.
Aye, aye. That's them. [They have a drink.] Hang on a minute... So you reckon they'll just be sittin' in the bar on the off-chance, hangin' around waitin'?
Apparently.
Right, let's get them. [Goes to the payphone]
Eh?
Set them up.
How?
Well... A stroke I pulled at a hotel in Sheffield one time. It was the night before Newcastle played Burnley in the semis. Hey, what a game that was, kidda. Supermac scored twice, and on the way back we smashed this Little Chef up on the A1 at Wetherby...
[Interrupting Oz's train of thought] Aye, never mind that, man. What was the stunt?
Oh, aye. Right, follow me. [Heads for the payphone again, burping as he does.]
What are we gonna do, then? Just, er... just sit here all night on the off-chance, or what?
Just bide your time. I'll think of something.
[Brings them a couple of beers] You are residents, sir?
Yeah, er... but I'll pay cash. [Hands the waiter some money] And keepen ze changen. [The waiter leaves a receipt and leaves.]
What did you say that for? We're not staying 'ere.
Yeah, but we could be if things work out.
No, we don't look like residents, especially with your haircut and earring.
Well, they'll think we're roadies.
Ah, aye? Fat chance.
Leave it out, will ya? Have a drink.
Hello? Yep. Inter-Continental? Yes, hello, yes. Can you get a message, please, to Mr. Wayne Norris? Yeah, Herr Norris. Yes, he'll be in the bar. ...Yes, and the message is, that, er... he's expected immediately... yeah, immediately, in Room 612. Yes, that's it. Danke schön! [Puts the phone down. They laugh] That'll wind 'em up!
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