Neville, Barry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Neville

What's got into you, Brenda? ...What do you mean "loonin' around"? ...Of course I'm in the bar, man! That's where the telephone is, isn'it? ...No, there's naebody here but Wayne and Barry playin' cards. ...Eh? Oh, hang on, pet... [puts another coin in the slot] Hang on, man!

Barry

[To the barman] Two pils, please. [To Wayne] What about Neville?

Wayne

[Looks at Neville] He ain't started his first yet. Too busy getting stick from the wife. I dunno, comes in here faithful every Monday, fistful of change, five minutes after the cheap rate starts, rings the missus, good as gold. Gets a verbal bollocking off her. I don't understand married men meself!

Barry

I think I know the reason for this.

Wayne

Oh yeah?

Barry

Yeah, you have a deep-rooted dislike of women. [Wayne is somewhat taken aback by this] Which explains why you have no desire to form a permanent relationship. You're obviously the product of a broken home, right, where you're brought up by parents who fought all the time. [Wayne looks at Barry] I can see you as a child, lyin' awake until the early hours, listenin' to your parents fighting in the living room below. I think a thing like that scars a child for life.

Wayne

Well I suppose it would, yeah.

Barry

Bound to, innit? I thought I'd hit the nail on the 'ead!

Wayne

So, erm... How comes my folks have just had their silver wedding, then? [Turns over a winning hand with his cards. Barry looks confused.] Don't be so put out, they're over the moon about it!

Barry

No, no, you know, I'm chuffed for 'em. Really, yeah. Chuffed.

Oz

Got it workin'.

Wayne

Oh yeah?

Oz

Listen to this. [Turns it on, it plays loud music.]

Neville

[Turns round, still on the phone] Turn that down will yer?

Oz

Ah, bollocks!

Neville

[Back on the phone to Brenda] No, pet! I'm not in a discotheque!