(At the gym, Binky and Arthur are fighting, but Arthur loses.)
You better buy some clothespins. Babies never stop pooping! (evilly begins to laugh, and the imagination scene fades in, where the new baby has a dirty diaper.)
(holding his nose) Can we open a window, please.
(loudly) I said, open a window!
(Arthur’s Mom contorts her face and grunts. The smell grows worse and Arthur holds his nose)
(A firetruck passes by the Read house. We see the firefighters hold their noses.)
So you can forget about smelling good. (laughs)
(Later, he and his friends are at the pool.)
Poor Arthur. In a few months, he'll be changing all those stinky diapers! (plugs her nose before jumping into the pool, causing the screen to be splashed by water effects)
(pretends that Arthur is being protected by the baby's dirty diapers.) This should protect you from those smelly diapers!
(muffled) Yeah, I can't smell everything.
(muffled) But I can't breathe.
*gasps* Whoa!! *loud crash* (tries to pull the shoe off of Arthur's mouth, and as this happens, Arthur gasps for breath and Buster accidentally crashes through some of Arthur's parents' things.)
(At the mall, Arthur and Buster see some babies in strollers, which gets him confused.)
What's the big deal with babies? They didn't even do anything.
Maybe you can teach your baby to do something useful, like earn money for you.
(In Arthur's imagination, he imagines he is a magician.)
Presenting the Amazing Baby.
(The audience is thrilled by the Amazing Baby, and they give their money to Arthur the magician.)
(In the second imagination, Arthur pretends he has a smart baby who does his homework for him.)
BBuster (V.O.)
Or do your homework.
And when you're done with math, don't forget to write my report on Magellan!
(Now Arthur and Buster are in the treehouse while the imagination fades out.)
*sighs* If only life were like it.
BBuster (V.O.)
Pretty soon, you can forget about playing after school; you'll have to babysit! (laughs)
(in disappointmently) Yes.
And you'll start talking baby talk. All the time.
(Arthur and his friends are playing football and he trips to other side of the team and falls.)
CCoach
Good catch, Read! You all right?
(in baby talk) Got a stinky diaper..
(Everyone on the football team, including their coach, hold their noses in disgust. They all start laughing out loud.)
(holding her nose) Oh, Arthur still uses diapers like a baby..
(Arthur let’s put a long groan before sighing in relief)
(holding his nose) And you stink real bad, too.
(That night, Arthur is in bed having a nightmare, then his mom comes in and startles him.)
ASArthur's Mom
Is everything all right, honey? You're tossing and turning!
Uh, I--I was... having a bad dream.
ASArthur's Mom
I guess you must be excited as I'm about the baby coming.
Yeah! It's all I think about!
(Arthur’s Mom contorts her face and grunts. A smell fills the room.)
(holding his nose) Ugh! Mom!
(At the park, Arthur and his friend Buster are flying kites together when they see three cooing babies in their strollers.)
I guess I'm ready for this baby right now. I've thought of everything.
What if your mom has more than one?
(In Arthur's imagination, he dreams that he has more than one baby, which makes him scream. Meanwhile, at home, Doctor D.W. asks him if he wants to pretend to change a baby's diaper.)
Arthur. Come over here and I'll show you how to diaper a baby.
(D.W. bends over revealing that she is wearing a diaper. D.W. loudly grunts as she fills the diaper.)
(Holding his nose) Oh, gross! Mom!
(Arthur’s mom is laying on the couch wearing a diaper. She proceeds to fill it and the smell grows worse)
(holds her nose) Ew! Mom!
ASArthur's Mom
Forget the diapers, come over here. I need to show you two something. You were a baby once, too, you know! (turns on the TV and plays a video of when Arthur was a baby.)
AArthur (V.O.)
Is this me?
ASArthur's Mom
(on TV) Come on, dear. Oh.
ASArthur's Mom
Yes, you're such a cute baby.
(Arthur's Mom now puts on a video of when D.W. was a baby with lots of crying.)
Is this me? Didn't I look adorable? And I bet the new baby's going to be just like me.
(cringes) This is what I'm afraid of.
(Now, Arthur's mom is now preparing her trip to the hospital to have a baby, and she is gathering all her stuff.)
(confused) What are you doing now?
ASArthur's Mom
I have to be ready to go to the hospital at anytime now.
DWD.W. (V.O.)
Here's something to look at while you're in the hospital to help you make another perfect kid.
ASArthur's Mom
(giggles) I'll pack it with my other things.
(The next morning, Arthur and D.W. are riding down the stairs and D.W. thought she won and she laughs.)
*grunts in frustration* Huh??
(Arthur is really surprised to see that Grandma Thora is in the house making pancakes, which makes him confused.)
Who wants blueberry pancakes?
Grandma Thora, you're in the wrong house.
Where are Mom and Dad, Grandma?
They're at the hospital. You both have a new baby sister.
A sister! My sister! She'll be just like me! Yahoo!
(At the hospital, D.W. and Arthur's dad look and see which baby is theirs. Arthur's dad finds her.)
DWD.W. (V.O.)
Which one was my sister?
ASArthur's Dad
This is her, and her name was Kate.
(Kate starts crying. This makes Arthur confused.)
DWD.W. (V.O.)
She's got your nose, Arthur.
(That afternoon, Arthur's dad decides to record a video of Kate.)
ASArthur's Mom
Arthur, would you like to hold Kate?
(When Arthur holds Kate, she starts crying.)
(holding his nose) MOM!!! MOM!!!!
Can I hold her? Can I hold her? She doesn't cry when I hold her.
(That night, Arthur gets near Kate, which accidentally makes her cry.)
Hi, Kate. I'm your big brother.
(At school, Francine doesn't understand why Kate cries when Arthur accidentally gets near her.)
What do you mean, she hates you?
She cries every time I get near her.
She's a baby. Babies cry.
AArthur (V.O.)
D.W. doesn't make her cry. Just me.
(Then on Wednesday afternoon, his mother wants him to babysit Kate while she is gone.)
ASArthur's Mom
Arthur, can you watch Kate while I go upstairs?
ASArthur's Mom
Oh, I'm sure you'll do just fine.
AArthur (V.O.)
Here, you dropped this.
(angrilyerish) ARTHUR!!! WAS THAT ON THE FLOOR? IT HAS TO BE "STERILIZED"!!
(Kate cries, and D.W. asks Arthur to hold the pacifier while she gets something from her nurse bag.)
Hold this. (opens the bag, but things fall on the floor) Dang it. (grabs the tissue) Don't worry about it, I will take care of everything. (wipes the pacifier with her tissue, blows on it, rubs it on her nurse outfit, and puts it back in Kate's mouth. Then Kate stops crying and falls asleep when the pacifier is in her mouth. Afterwards, the doorbell rings.) I'll get it.
(Buster and Francine are at the front door and D.W. answers it.)
No, he was babysitting. Would you like to come in and see the baby?
BFBuster and Francine
Yeah. Sure.
(When Buster and Francine are in the house, they awe at the way Kate is when she's sleeping.)
Do not get too close, because you have germs!
What a cute baby. She looks just like me when I was a baby.
(Kate squirms, spits out her pacifier, and starts crying again.)
Everyone stand back. I know what she needs. (She then grabs the baby bottle out of her nurse bag and tries giving it to Kate. She jolts her head back and forth, then cries again. D.W. then gives the bottle to Francine.) Everyone remain calm!
Arthur, aren't you going to help?
No, I'll only make it worse!
I know what to do. Arthur, hold her while I get a clean diaper.
Come on, Kate. (makes mouth noises, but Kate continues crying)
(holding Kate and patting her) I wonder what she's trying to tell us! (Kate then poops and sighs. She then falls asleep right on Arthur's shoulders)
FBFrancine and Buster
Ew!
ASArthur's Mom
Oh what is this smell!? Is everything all right? (D.W. is shocked to see that Arthur calmed Kate down.)
Arthur got the baby to poop right when she was about to explode! (Kate then kisses Arthur, but Buster thinks she's spitting on him) Oh, gross. She's spitting on him.
She's not. She's kissing him.
(Arthur's Mom, Francine and Buster are all in awe. Then D.W. enters the living room, proud of what Arthur has done.)
And now it's Kate's very first birthday. (D.W. secretly films Arthur) Cut it out! Mom, D.W.'s wrecking the video!!
