(At the mall, Arthur and Buster see some babies in strollers, which gets him confused.)
What's the big deal with babies? They didn't even do anything.
Maybe you can teach your baby to do something useful, like earn money for you.
(In Arthur's imagination, he imagines he is a magician.)
Presenting the Amazing Baby.
(The audience is thrilled by the Amazing Baby, and they give their money to Arthur the magician.)
Thank you. Thank you.
(In the second imagination, Arthur pretends he has a smart baby who does his homework for him.)
Or do your homework.
And when you're done with math, don't forget to write my report on Magellan!
(Now Arthur and Buster are in the treehouse while the imagination fades out.)
*sighs* If only life were like it.
Pretty soon, you can forget about playing after school; you'll have to babysit! (laughs)
(in disappointmently) Yes.
And you'll start talking baby talk. All the time.
(Arthur and his friends are playing football and he trips to other side of the team and falls.)
Good catch, Read! You all right?
(in baby talk) Got a stinky diaper..
(Everyone on the football team, including their coach, hold their noses in disgust. They all start laughing out loud.)
(holding her nose) Oh, Arthur still uses diapers like a baby..
(Arthur let’s put a long groan before sighing in relief)
(holding his nose) And you stink real bad, too.
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