(D.W. is having a tea party in her room. She notices a funny smell)
P.U.! What is this smell!'
(D.W. notices Jane and Kate in the corner of the room. She’s goes to investigate. As she gets closer the smell gets worse. D.W. realizes what is happening. Baby Kate is being changed.)
(holding her nose) P.U.! It smells like a zoo in here!
(D.W. runs to the window to open it and let in some fresh air)”
(noticing a pressure in her stomach) D.W., close this. I have to make a pushy.
(Jane squats down and grunts. A muffled sound is heard, as Jane’s diaper begins to sag.)”
(holding her nose) Yuck! Mom, you smell worse than Kate..
(D.W. looks down and notices her doll is making a face.)
(The smell immediately grows worse.)
(holding her nose) Ew! My doll has a stinky diaper!
(D.W. is playing with her toys when she notices Kate in the corner of the room.)”
(Noticing Kate) You want to play too Kate? Here, you can have my truck. Look out though.. the tire falls off
(Jane appears in the doorway and proceeds to grunt)”
”(A squelching sound is heard. Transition to outside of the house. D.W. runs outside carrying an air freshener)”
“(The next morning Jane is feeding Kate at the table, while D.W. eats her breakfast.)”
Jane (encouraging Kate) What a great girl you are!
”(Jane contorts her face.)
Jane Eat your cereal D.W..
D.W. I couldn't. My teeth were tired.
”(D.W is playing with her friends in the sandbox)”
Tommy Why didn't you just get rid of her?
D.W.I could't, Mom and Dad like her.
TimmyWhat if they didn't like her anymore?
Tommy Yeah, what if she did bad things?
D.W.She doesn't do anything. Except poop! Now my entire house stinks like poopy diapers..
Tommy Ew!
TimmyGross!
D.W. (Noticing Jane and Kate approaching) Even worse, here she comes..
”(Jane walks by with Kate. She stops and let’s out a loud grunt. A foul smell fills the air.)”
Timmy This stinks.
Tommy I’ got it. She doesn't have to do anything. She has to get blamed for it.
”(D.W. is walking with her mom and Kate. She notices a demolition site as a building gets demolished)”
D.W.SHE DID IT!
Jane(correcting her) A demolition team did it, D.W.
D.W.Yeah, this is what I meant.
”(Jane stops and shifts all her weight onto her left leg. She lets out a fart and proceeds to mess herself. D.W. isn’t paying attention and walks straight into the seat of Jane’s diaper.)”
D.W. (Disgusted) Phew! This really stinks Mom..
“(Jane shoves D.W.’s Face into the seat of her diaper. Before pushing out another load of poop. Jane sniffs the air and gets a whiff of her creation.)”
“(Arthur and D.W are in the kitchen where David’s shoes are in the dishwasher)”
David AUGH! HOW DID MY NEW SHOES GET IN THE DISHWASHER?!
D.W.Kate did it! I SAW HER!
”(David scowls at D.W.)”
DavidD.W., go to your room and think about what you just told me! I will be up to discuss it with you!
Nadine Pew. It stinks in here. He said, "discuss". You know what that means.
D.W. Yes, I'm in trouble. I wonder what he'll say when he finds a slice of bologna in the CD player.
Nadine I told you not to do it.
D.W. Well, what should I do now? I mean Mom's poopy diapers were bad enough, but this..
Nadine (holding her nose) you’re telling me..
D.W. I don’t know anymore..
”(The smell of Kate’s most recent diaper change begins to permeate the room. Both D.W. and Nadine hold their noses in disgust)”
Nadine Well, whatever you do. Do it fast.
“(The next day D.W. tried to sell late at the family garage sale.)”
D.W. (Talking to her neighbor) Mrs. Tibble, we have a nice brand new baby, hardly used. It's 50 cents.
Mrs. Tibble What?
D.W. My mom says she's too much trouble.
D.W. Okay, 35 cents, but it's my final offer.
”(Mrs. Tibble tells Jane about what happened. Jane immediately comes over and relieves herself in D.W’s face.)”
TV Narrator On an island that has everything they need, the monkeys lead happy lives.
D.W.YES!
“(In her room, D.W. packs her things)”
D.W.This family isn't working out.
NadineWhere are you going?
D.W.I'm going to lead a happy life on an island that has everything I need. And no stinky babies..
NadineBye, D.W. (disappears)
”(D.W. then heads to Grandma Thora's house and knocks on the door)”
Grandma Thora (Answering the door) Okay, okay, keep your shirt on. Hello, D.W., what a surprise.
D.W. I came to say bye. I'm going to live with monkeys on Button Island.
Grandma Thora I see. Are there any monkeys there?
D.W. Are you crazy?! It's an island! You know, monkeys, island? Could you... drive me there?
“(Grandma Thora takes D.W. to Button Island)”
D.W. I think I need a boat.
Grandma Thora Won't your family miss you?
D.W. No, but they like Kate for now.
Grandma ThoraI'm really gonna miss you, D.W.
D.W.I'll write to you. After I learn to write.
“(Grandma Thora stops the boat)”
Grandma Thora I think Kate will really miss you.
D.W. She's just a baby. Babies just cry.
Grandma Thora But when she grows up, she'll have a mommy, a daddy, a brother... What's missing?
D.W. A ME! A SISTER! OH, POOR KATE! ALL ALONE WITHOUT A SISTER! Back up, Grandma! I gotta get home! My sister needs me! There's no way I'm gonna let Arthur show her how to do things!
[D.W. returns home]
D.W., where were you? We were all worried about you.
I'm here, Kate. Don't worry about it, I will show you how to do everything. This is what a big sister was for.
[As D.W. hugs Kate, she becomes aware of a familiar smell. D.W. makes a disgusted face and holds Kate at arms distance]
D.W. But moms and dads change the stinky diapers. Mom!
