I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic.
From who? The Nazis?
S2 E4Good Grief
Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. [imitating John Wayne] I'm not gonna cry about my Pa. I'm gonna build an airport. Put my name on it. [speaking normally] Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet. But after landing on his mother's housekeeper's head, it flew away. And into a transformer. When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen, believing this to be where Rosa lived.
[to Maeby] You know what? I'm going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear, and make your Pop-pop proud!
I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
What? The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.
S2 E5Sad Sack
God willing, he'll fail boot camp.
Well, why wouldn't he? He already failed day camp.
I'm the pathetic one, Buster, not you. I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. Like a little girl. In a little dress. Little saddle shoes. Little pigtails.
Wow, that does sound like a little girl.
S2 E6Afternoon Delight
No, you're not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother.
I've never thought of you that way.
That's sweet.
My mom is very stressed out, and uh, she needs something that I can't give her, um... maybe a little afternoon delight?
Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named Afternoon Delight, a strand famous for slowing behavior.
Well, sure, the question is: Which way do I try to get it in her?
I don't need any details.
Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Hey!
I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others?
There are no others. You fired everyone.
S2 E7Switch Hitter
Get me a vodka rocks.
Mom, it's breakfast.
And a piece of toast.
SSitwell
The only thing I ask is, out of the 450 homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city.
That's great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we're saying?
...We lost our entire outfield, and a couple of court cases.
You know who would be great—and not at all litigious—is Ann.
S2 E8Queen For A Day
Michael [to Buster]: Maybe it's time you got out there and started meeting people. You know? Meeting women. Meeting women who didn't give birth to you.
So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!
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