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Army Wives Season 3 quotes

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S3 E14Need to Know Basis

[Denise is practicing CPR and resuscitation techniques on Frank, who is lying down on the floor pretending to be the victim]

Frank!

What?

Behave! Today's my first ride-along and I'm out of practice.

Aw, Dee, you can do this paramedic stuff in your sleep.

I've got 500 hours to log and I want to be the best.

500 hours? Sheesh! [sits up] Ok, you can save my life but I gotta warn ya, you're turning me on.

[laughs] I suppose you're right. If I don't know it by now, this isn't gonna help.

[mischievously] How about we practice a little mouth-to-mouth? [grabs Denise and they start kissing]

[Sara Elizabeth spat on Roland, who hands her to Roxy while he runs upstairs to get changed]

Roland, she's a little "ripe".

Oh, um, diaper's in the bag. [points to the bag and runs off]

I didn't volunteer to change diapers!

[off camera, out of earshot] Time to get back into practice!

[grumbles to herself] They always disappear. Always! [to Sara Elizabeth] Just so you know!

Do you ever think about having more kids?

Hell no. That ride is closed!

[...]

Ok, what's really going on?

What?

Well, all of that stuff. The swollen ankles, the misery, that's temporary. We both know that. So, what's really bothering you? Don't you want to have a kid with Trevor?

I don't know. [pauses] I guess, I don't want things to change, that's all.

What are you talking about?

Our life has been so good and, before Trevor, I was just so worried about TJ and Finn having a good home. And now they do.

And?

And, what happens if there's a new baby?

Oh! You think Trevor is going to favor the new baby over TJ and Finn?

[sighs] I don't know. I guess. Maybe. I don't know.

He loves those boys like their his own because they are. He adopted them. He didn't have to do that.

I know. I'm just being silly. My boys mean everything to me.

And to Trevor too. You know that he has enough love in his heart for three children. Just don't expect him to help with midnight feedings.

S3 E15As Time Goes By

Um, ladies, I think the concert's starting.

VVirginia

Oh, yes, yes. We know.

EElsie

[relieved] We escaped. Just in time. I swear, if it isn't singing children, it's puppies to pet, or bingo cards to fill in. No thank you.

VVirginia

[looks at Roxy and Pamela] But I'm sure your children are adorable.

[rolls eyes] Yeah. Most of the time.

[deadpan] Yeah. Today, I could've drop-kicked them across the parade ground.

S3 E16Shrapnel and Alibis

You want a beer?

Absolutely.

Frank, he's underaged

Oh hell. If a man's old enough to go to war, he's old enough to have a beer in his own damn house.

He seems fine...but how do you know?

I can't imagine losing a friend during deployment. Michael says it's something you never get over.

It's hard enough watching your husband go through it. It's harder watching your son.

I don't know how they do it.

Me neither. One day you're in a combat zone. The next day you're having burgers in your own backyard.

Thought you were deploying with the 23rd Sustainment.

Uh..I was, but––

He's decided to command a desk instead. [to Jeremy] How are you doing?

Sergeant Moran, what happened to you?

He tripped up over his own ego. It's kinda hard to avoid.

Had a little helicopter mishap. We all walked away.

It's always good. [to Trevor] So, uh, you're working at a desk?

I'm a recruiter. Got my stripes, decided to stay stateside for a while. Encourage more studs like you to sign up.

That makes sense.

Don't think about hitting on that road, Sherwood. You wanna be where the action is, not pushing paper like this slacker. [looks at Trevor]

Watch it or I'll tip over your crutches. [jokingly threatens to push his crutches]

You can try, buddy.

[cellphone rings] I gotta take this. We'll compare scars later again.

S3 E17Fire in the Hole

[Trevor is trying to teach Pamela and Roxy how to play golf.]

[takes a swing] Damn it! Either my boobs have gotten bigger or my arms have gotten shorter.

[Trevor and Roxy look on in bemusement]

Just keep your knees bent and your head down.

I'm trying!

[...]

All right. Let's see how you address the ball.

Ok. [clears throat] Hi, ball.

[laughs] I meant, let's see your stance.

I know what you meant. Geez, lighten up. You played high school golf, not the PGA Tour.

Babe, the game comes with its own language.

[Pamela is heard cussing loudly off camera.]

I can see that.

[checking Martinez's time] Welcome to the United States Army.

MMartinez

Yes!! [jumps and hugs Trevor] I can't believe it! You're my Jedi Master! Thank you Obi-Wan! The force is with me.

S3 E18Fields of Fire

GLGeneral Ludwig

Well, Lenny should be here any minute.

We're delighted your wife could join us.

Absolutely.

LLudwig

After my wife died I was sure I'd never get married again. I mean, who'd want to marry an old warhorse?

You suffered a service, General.

LLudwig

Then along came Lenny. Vibrant, beautiful. She understands what Army life is about.

How'd you meet her?

LLudwig

Six months ago in DC at a fundraiser. She loves helping other people.

She sounds wonderful

LLudwig

I think you're gonna like her. There she is. [calls out] Honey, over here!

[Camera shot reveals Lenore walking towards them]

DCDenise & Claudia Joy

[in shock] Lenore???

LLenore

Hello, dears. Small world, isn't it?

[Denise and Claudia Joy are speechless]

[Pamela, Roland Roxy are watching from a distance]

Lenore Baker??? Tell me I'm dreaming.

Yeah. You're havin' a nightmare! What is she doing here?

Well, from the looks of it, she is General Ludwig's new wife.

[in disbelief] How did she get her hooks in a four-star??

Oh, she must be a dynamo in the sack.

[makes a face] Oooo.

What, come on, what else could it be?

Aw come on now, let's be fair. Lenore was a very supportive wife to General Baker.

Let's not be fair. She's a heartbeat-wannabe muzzled.

Yeah, and don't forget, she accused Claudia Joy of murder.

And spread a rumor that Michael was a racist.

And she didn't have very nice things to say about us either.

Yeah.

I'm not saying the woman's perfect.

[Pamela glares at him]

[while eating cake] Would it be inappropriate for me to hurl this at Lenore's head?

Only if you miss.

[Trevor is sitting on the bed writing in his planner]

[glumly] I got a bit of good news. We don't have to worry about bar fights. We don't have enough customers.

[smiles] You're hysterical. [looks up at Roxy] Hey, what's wrong?

[shakes head] Nothing. I'm happy.

Rox, this is you happy?

And I wanna make you happy.

Come here. [pulls Roxy onto his lap] Baby, you always make me happy.

We don't have enough money.

Yeah we do. Ok, no we don't. But so what? We got each other, right? You, me and the boys.

And the dog.

And the dog.

And Finn's bugs.

[laughs] And Finn's bugs.

And the new baby.

[Trevor looks at her in shock]

[still in shock] Baby? [Roxy nods] We're having a baby?

[looks at Trevor] Are you happy?

[pauses] [jumps up in delight] Yes!!! Yes!!! This is me happy!

[tearfully] Because you said it's not the right time.

This is the greatest thing you've ever said to me since "I do".

Well, you haven't seen me with fat ankles.

Babe, I love fat ankles and I love you. [picks Roxy up and hugs her]

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