Roxy, Virginia and others in “As Time Goes By”

Um, ladies, I think the concert's starting.

Oh, yes, yes. We know.

[relieved] We escaped. Just in time. I swear, if it isn't singing children, it's puppies to pet, or bingo cards to fill in. No thank you.

[looks at Roxy and Pamela] But I'm sure your children are adorable.

[rolls eyes] Yeah. Most of the time.

[deadpan] Yeah. Today, I could've drop-kicked them across the parade ground.