Trevor and Roxy in “Post and Prejudice”

It was amazing. Colonel Burton said I should start studying to make Sergeant.

Trevor! I am so proud of you.

There's a promotion board I gotta study for, a Warrior Leader Course, but it is so worth it. [notices the "edible underwear" on Roxy's dresser] What's this? [picks it up] It's a....[sniffs] It smells like fruit or something.

Apricot.

[sniffs] Yeah, that's it. It's apricot. [looks at it] What is it?

You mean, what was it.

Ok, what was it?

[pauses] It's edible underpants.

[speechless] What?

Yeah, but Lucky got to it before you came home.

[raises eyebrows] I see.