Madame Trixie, Mr Rumbold and others in “Unfinished Business”

Good evening, I am Madame Trixie, and this is the Trixie trio.

Mr Rumbold

Welcome to Grace Brothers.

Ooh, champagne!

Mr Mash

Beer for the band's behind the piano. (Walks away)

Where do you want the orchestra?

Mr Rumbold

Uh, well over here, ladies, I think. By the, er, pianoforte.

Mrs Slocombe

[Drunk] Well, Captain Peacock, it looks as though we're going to be able to trip the tight lanfastic...

Captain Peacock

I beg your pardon?!

Mr Humphries

She wants you to rip her tight elastic.

Captain Peacock

Perhaps you'd better sit down, Mrs. Slocombe, we're starting in less than an hour.